麥克斯,你有口香糖嗎?我的口氣聞著像別人的口氣
You're asking me if I have any gum?
你居然問我有沒有口香糖
That's like asking New Jersey if it has any sluts.
就跟問新澤西有沒有淫娃一樣
Great. There were onions in my street meat.
謝了,我剛在街上買的肉里有洋蔥
Listen to me. "Onions in my street meat."
你聽啊,"街上買的肉里有洋蔥"
Last year, I was taking meetings on wall street.
去年,我是華爾街開會的有錢人
This year, I'm eating meat from the street by a wall.
今年,我是靠墻吃從街上買的肉的窮人
Let's see. Phone, chapstick. A pill!
我找找啊,手機,潤唇膏。藥丸
Could be birth control, could be ecstasy. Waiting for a day off to find out. Why wait?
可能是避孕藥,也可能是搖頭丸。找天休息,一試便知。算了,等屁呀
If I start touching your hair in an hour, don't let me have sex with anyone.
如果一小時后我開始摸你的頭發(fā),千萬要阻止我去摸別人的鳥
Max! Max, what's this? It's addressed to Max's homemade cupcakes.
麥克斯!麥克斯,這是什么?地址寫的是麥克斯自制蛋糕店
Really? I thought that was just a thing I wrote the new pizza place info on.
是嗎,我以為這只是我隨手拿來寫新批薩店信息的紙呢
It's a $200 check from that office party we did.
這是上次辦公室聚會賺的那200塊
Max's homemade cupcakes in type! No way, I've never been typed out before!
"麥克斯自制蛋糕店"還是印上去的呢!天啊,我這輩子還沒收過支票
I've been cash, I've been sweaty 20s pushed into my palm, but I've never been typed!
我收過現(xiàn)金,我收過一堆手汗打濕的20塊錢,但我從來沒收過支票
We's all grown up! We's legit! Listen up, diner! I just hit the big time.
我們店進步了,我們店變合法了。聽好了,吃貨們,姐賺大錢了
No more serving up slop to you lowlifes.
再也不用給你們這些廢柴端菜了
So everybody can suck it! My waitress days are over.
你們都吃屎去吧!姐的服務(wù)生涯就此終結(jié)
Can I get some more coffee? Sure.
能再給我來點咖啡嗎?馬上。
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