夫: Darling, why you looks so unhappy?Two hours ago you went to attend the class party in high spirits. ... [查看全文]
小楊: Hey, have you ever heard people can died of kiss? 嘿,你聽說過有人死于接吻嗎? 小李: No, never, what ... [查看全文]
大嘴: Did you register for marriage ? 你昨天登記結(jié)婚了? 臉盆: Yeah ,so strange . 是啊,感覺很奇怪啊?! 〈?.. [查看全文]
楊: Woman is problem! 女人就是麻煩! 李: Why? You cannot say so if you cannot prove it! 為什么?如果你不能... [查看全文]
Tina: Good morning, Ann. 早上好啊,安?! nn: Morning, Tina. 早上好,蒂娜?! ina: Do you know what date ... [查看全文]
記者: Miss, could I ask you a question 小姐,能問你一個問題嗎? 路人: Yes, of course. 當(dāng)然可以?! ∮浾? Y... [查看全文]
Bob: Hi, Tom. Do you know that the suicide rate in Japan keeps ranking high among the world’s leading... [查看全文]
大嘴: Loveliness is not because of being pretty, while being pretty is because of loveliness. 人不是因?yàn)槊利?.. [查看全文]
大嘴: A medical experts published a book ,which found a laundry list of excuses for men’s derailments. ... [查看全文]
客人: Hey, waiter, come here. 嘿,服務(wù)員,過來。 服務(wù)員: What is the matter,sir? 怎么了,先生? 客人: I h... [查看全文]