第九季:第17集 謝爾頓的首次生日派對(下)
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Happy birthday! Speech! Speech!
生日快樂，感言，感言
Come on, Sheldon, say something.
來嘛，謝爾頓，說兩句
Uh, thank you all so much for coming. Uh, Beverly. Wil Wheaton. Adam West, for some reason.
非常感謝大家的到來，貝弗莉，威爾·惠頓，不知道為啥，亞當·韋斯特也來了
Batman finally came to your party.
蝙蝠俠總算來參加你的生日派對了
Happy birthday, Sherman. Thank you. This is all so thoughtful.
生日快樂，謝爾曼，謝謝你，這一切真是太有心了
Excuse me. I still get paid, don't I?
抱歉，你們還是會付我錢吧
Okay, I'd better go in there and talk to him.
我看我還是進去和他好好談一談吧
Well, don't you think I'm the one who should go in?
你不覺得應該由我進去和他談嗎
No offense, but I've known the guy a really long time. Well, I've, you know, seen him without pants on.
無意冒犯，但我和他可是老交情了，你知道，我曾經見過他光屁股的樣子
Again, no offense, but so have I. Well, he's seen me without pants on. Again, no...
再一次無意冒犯，但我也見過，他還曾經見過我光屁股的樣子，再一次無意冒犯...
Okay, this is ridiculous. Sheldon? Can I come in?
你們倆夠了，謝爾頓，我可以進來嗎
How do you know I'm not using the facilities?
你怎么知道我不是在上廁所
Because you email me your bathroom schedule once a week, even though I've clicked unsubscribe, like, a thousand times.
因為你每周都會把你的如廁時間表發(fā)給我，盡管我點擊退訂這個周報快1000次了
So...what's going on?
所以...你是怎么了
I don't know. II looked around the room, and I saw all the faces and the presents, and it... it was just too much.
我不知道，我環(huán)顧四周看到一張張笑臉和滿屋的禮物，壓力如排山倒海般襲來
I get that. Hey, you want to just bring a few people in here?
我懂你的意思，你想不想只叫幾個人進來
You know, Wil Wheaton in the bathtub, Batman on the toilet. It'll be like the weirdest ComicCon ever.
威爾·惠頓坐在浴缸里，蝙蝠俠坐在馬桶上，把這里打造成最詭異的漫畫展
I know that you worked hard to put this together. I'm sorry I'm ruining it.
我知道你們費心安排了這一切，抱歉我破壞了一切
Oh, pl... You're not ruining it. Look, at some point, Raj will try to get everyone to do the Electric Slide. Now, that will ruin it.
你才沒有破壞呢，拉杰本還準備在某個時刻讓大家一起跳滑步舞，那才會毀掉一切呢
I don't think I can go back out there.
我可能沒法再回去客廳了
That's fine. You know, I hate that your sister and her friends used to torture you.
沒關系，我很恨你妹妹和她的朋友曾經折磨過你
But what I hate even more is, if I was there, I would have tortured you, too.
但我更厭惡的是，如果那時候我在，我可能也會一起折磨你
Based on this pep talk, I'd say you're still doing it.
從你的這加油打氣來看，你還在折磨我呢
My point is, there was a time I never would've been friends with someone like you, and now...you are one of my favorite people.
我的意思是要是以前，我肯定不會和你這樣的人做朋友，但現在...你成了我最喜歡的人之一
So, if what you need is to spend your birthday in a bathroom, I'm happy to do it with you.
所以，如果你希望在廁所里過你的生日我也很愿意陪著你
Well, everyone will think I'm weird.
大家肯定會覺得我是怪胎
Sweetie, you are weird. Everyone knows you're weird, but they're all still here because they care about you so much.
親愛的，你的確很怪異，每個人都知道你是個異類，但他們今天齊聚一堂是因為他們發(fā)自內心地在乎你
Hello. Some of us need to check our hair because we might have a shot with Leonard's mother.
對不起，有人需要進來打理一下發(fā)型，因為可能有機會和萊納德的媽媽"來一發(fā)"哦
Leonard. It's been a while.
萊納德，好久不見
Leslie. I can't remember the last time we talked.
萊斯利，我都不記得上次聊天是什么時候的事了
So much has changed. Has it?
物是人非啊，是嗎
Yeah, uh, um, Penny and I got married.
是啊，佩妮和我結婚了
Wow, congratulations. You know, actually, I thought you'd be living with Sheldon forever.
恭喜你們，你知道嗎，我以為你這輩子都會和謝爾頓住在一起呢
Yeah, well...Don't be a stranger.
這個嘛...有空常聯絡
Okay, everybody, Sheldon is gonna come back out, but I think he's a little embarrassed, so let's all be extra nice, okay?
好了各位，謝爾頓馬上就要出來了，但他有點不好意思，所以大家一定要分外友善，好嗎
What are you looking at me for? I'm a saint. But a sinner in the sack.
你看著我干嘛，我就是個圣人好嗎，但我也是床上小惡魔喲
Hello, everyone. II...I'd like to apologize for my behavior. I hope it hasn't put a damper on the party. So, just, please, enjoy yourselves.
各位，我...我要為自己的行為道歉，希望我沒有給大家派對的興頭潑冷水，所以請大家盡情地玩吧
Oh, this is quickly getting out of hand.
場面一下子就亂套了啊
If I may, II'd like to propose a toast.
請允許我發(fā)表一下祝詞
Um, thank you all for coming tonight. I know it's customary for the birthday boy to receive presents,
感謝各位今天的光臨，我知道通常都是由生日壽星收取禮物，
but I feel like I got the greatest gift the day he was born.
但我覺得在壽星誕生的那一天我得到了世界上最好的禮物
Hear, hear. Cheers. Amy, that was lovely.
說得好，謝謝，艾米，你說得太好了
You know, this is fun. Let's do more. Someone else say something wonderful about me.
這還挺好玩的，我們應該繼續(xù)，誰快點再來稱贊我兩句
Sheldon, I don't think everyone...
謝爾頓，我不覺得每個人...
Wolowitz, perfect. Everyone listen to Wolowitz.
沃羅威茨，很好，大家聽聽他要說什么
Okay, then, uh, Sheldon, we've known each other a long time. And it is a pleasure to work with you and call you my friend.
好吧，那個，謝爾頓，我們已經認識很久了，跟你一起工作，成為朋友真是很愉快的一件事
Little generic. Keep thinking. We'll circle back. Wil Wheaton, go.
有點普通，繼續(xù)想，一會再輪到你，威爾·惠頓，你來
Sheldon, I know that we've had our ups and downs, but I can honestly say that my life is so much more interesting because you are in it.
謝爾頓，我們的關系起起伏伏，但我能誠心地說，我的生活因為有你變得更加精彩紛呈
We may have met because you are a fan of Star Trek. But I have become a fan of Sheldon Cooper.
我們的相遇，也許緣于你是《星際迷航》粉絲，但我已經成為了你謝爾頓·庫珀的粉絲
Live long and prosper, buddy. And happy birthday. Cheers.
繁榮昌盛，朋友，生日快樂，干杯
That's how you do it, Wolowitz. Now you see why he's famous and you're not.
跟人家學著點，沃羅威茨，現在明白為什么人家能出名，你不行了吧
Sheldon, I know the future holds great things for you, and we all can't wait to see what they are. Happy birthday, dear. Cheers.
謝爾頓，我知道你的未來一片光明，我們對此迫不及待，生日快樂，親愛的，干杯
Someone call Animal Control. There's a cougar on the loose.
快給動物管理局打電話，一條美麗的母豹（熟女）跑出來了
Barry, stop. Seriously, Barry, stop.
巴瑞，別這樣，說真的，巴瑞，別這樣
And it was Gandhi who said, live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
甘地曾經說過珍惜生活就象死神即將來臨，熱愛學習，就象生命能夠永恒
And it was Sheldon Cooper who said let's speed this up. A lot of people want to talk?
謝爾頓·庫珀說，快點說，還有很多人等著致辭呢
Uh, in the past, I would've said something obnoxious, like, happy birthday, dumbass?
過去的我，也許會說點惹人嫌的話，比如，生日快樂啊，傻逼
But I'm not gonna do it. You and I have both grown a lot, and it's just so nice to see you all again.
但我現在不會了，你跟我都長大了，再見到你們，只有開心
So happy birthday, Sheldon. Oh, now, you know I hate change. Say it.
所以生日快樂，謝爾頓，你知道我討厭改變，說吧
Happy birthday, dumbass! Happy birthday, young man.
生日快樂啊，傻逼，生日快樂，年輕人
And if any of you have enjoyed seeing me here today, I'm also available for ComicCons, bachelor parties, bar mitzvahs...
如果你們有人很享受今日見到我，我還承接動漫大會，單身派對和成人禮...
I can't think of anything to say that hasn't already been said. So, here's to you, Sheldon.
大家把我想說的都說了，所以，敬你，謝爾頓
Hear, hear. Hear, hear. Thank you, Bernadette. That was perfect.
說得好，謝謝你，伯納黛特，說得真好
What? You gotta be kidding me?
什么，你逗我呢吧
Sheldon, we've been together so long, it's hard to remember a time you weren't in my life.
謝爾頓，我們在一起生活得太久了，久到我想不起來那些沒有你的時光
And believe me, I try. You make me laugh. You make me a better scientist. You make me crazy.
相信我，我很努力想過了，你讓我開懷，讓我在科學家的路上繼續(xù)前行，還讓我發(fā)瘋
You're more than just my roommate, you're my brother. Thank you. Happy birthday, buddy. Cheers.
對我來說，你不僅僅是室友而是我的兄弟，謝謝你，生日快樂，兄弟，干杯
Thank you. Thatthat was wonderful.
謝謝你，說得太好了
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Stuart didn't get to speak.
等等，等等，斯圖爾特還沒說呢
Oh, oh, okay. Um...Uh, Sheldon, I've spent most of my life feeling invisible, but having you and everyone...
好的，那個...謝爾頓，我大部分的人生，都活得像個隱形人，而有了你和大家...
Hey, everybody, listen up. You nailed it.
大家，注意一下，表現不錯
We've got someone who couldn't be here but really wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
這里有一位無法到場但很想對你說一聲生日快樂的人
Hello, Sheldon. Professor Hawking. Happy birthday to you.
你好，謝爾頓，霍金教授，祝你生日快樂
Thank you so much. I can't believe you're...Happy birthday to you.
非常感謝，不敢相信，你居然...祝你生日快樂
Oh, you're singing. Well, I'm sorry.
你是在唱歌啊，抱歉
Happy birthday, dear Sheldon.
親愛的謝爾頓生日快樂
Uh, Professor Hawking, if you just give us one second, we'll light the candles, and we can all sing together.
霍金教授，請等我們一下，馬上去點蠟燭就可以一起唱了
I was crushing it, but all right.
我唱得正爽呢，也行吧
Okay, while they get the cake, Sheldon, I just want to say, I hope you didn't think you were gonna get through tonight without a hug.
好的，趁他們去拿蛋糕的時候，謝爾頓，我只想說別以為今晚你可以平安度過，不用跟人擁抱喲
You know, I used to hate these hugs. Now they're just extremely irritating.
以前我是痛恨擁抱，現在只是超煩擁抱
Ready when you are, Professor Hawking. And a one, and a two...
你可以起頭了，霍金教授，一，二
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you
祝你生日快樂，祝你生日快樂
Happy birthday, dear Sheldon, happy birthday to you. ...to you.
親愛的謝爾頓生日快樂，祝你生日快樂，快樂
So, who's taking me home?
行了，誰送我回家
