第一次約會(huì)可能碰到尷尬

       First dates are always nerve-wracking--that's a given. So many questions! Where will we go? What if I'm gassy? Should I let him pay or should I offer to split the tab? What will we talk about? Will he like me? More importantly, will I like him?

　　第一次約會(huì)總是很緊張——那是一定的。你會(huì)有很多問題：我們?nèi)ツ?？他覺得我沒內(nèi)涵怎么辦？我是讓他掏錢還是各付各的？跟他說點(diǎn)什么呢？他會(huì)喜歡我嗎？更重要的是，我會(huì)喜歡他嗎？

        What you shouldn't wear on a date--especially a first date

　　約會(huì)尤其是第一次約會(huì)不能穿什么

　　Underwear 內(nèi)衣

　　Bad underwear isn't necessarily ugly or old. It's the bra that pushes your boobies up beautifully, but pinches your underarm chub. It's the boyshorts you paid for, but ride up your butt crack every time you climb a stair.

　　不是只有難看的或者舊的內(nèi)褲才是糟糕的。就算你的內(nèi)衣可以很好的襯托出你的胸型，把你腋下的肉擠得跟鮭魚似的也不行。你可能花了50塊錢買了條低腰平腳短褲，但是每次你爬個(gè)臺(tái)階你的屁屁都快裂開了，這都是糟糕的。

　　And yes, sexy Underoos can make a girl feel sassy, but that effect is lost when you're constantly digging elastic out of your behind.

　　是的，性感型的能讓一姑娘覺得自己挺時(shí)髦的，不過你總得去拽后邊的松緊帶的話，就什么效果都沒了。