"剩族"自嘲:單身特有五種幸福

        Learn to appreciate your single status. Here are five things that singles sometimes take for granted.

　　學會珍惜你的單身。以下5件事被認為是單身漢才有資格享受的幸福。

　　Step 1: Sleep 睡覺

　　Sleep is a beautiful thing. When you're single, no one's nagging at you to get up or counting the hours that you've spent in bed. You are left in peace with your box fan and body pillow. Sleep all day guilt-free!

　　睡覺是一件美妙的事情。當你單身時，沒有人會催促你起床或責怪你在床上睡了多長時間。你擁有的只是轉(zhuǎn)頁扇和靠枕。所以即使你呼呼大睡一天也毫無內(nèi)疚感。

　　Step 2: Money 錢

　　When you're single, there's no joint account. You can do whatever you want with your money. There's none of that "what's yours is mine, what's mine is yours" foolishness. No household budget. Go ahead and buy that hideous, life-size statue of Wayne Newton. Put it in the middle of the living room. No one is the boss of you!

　　當你單身時，不存在共同賬戶。你可以買你想要的任何東西。像“你的就是我的，我的就是你的”之類的愚蠢的觀點完全不存在。你也不必擔心家庭收支。你想買那個真人大小的雷人韋恩牛頓雕像就去買吧。把它放在起居室的中間。沒人可以管你！