英語(yǔ)笑話：也許是這樣

一個(gè)年輕人考取了駕駛執(zhí)照，想開(kāi)家里的車。

A:Dad，rnay I use the car，please?

爸爸，我用一下車，以嗎?

B:Now，let's make a deal.

現(xiàn)在，讓我們訂個(gè)協(xié)議。

A:OK.

好吧。

B:If you bring your grades from a C to a B-average，study your Bible a little，and get your hair cui，then you can talk about the car with me.

你把你的平均成績(jī)從C提到B，多學(xué)一點(diǎn)兒《圣經(jīng)》，而且剪掉你的長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)，然后我們?cè)僬勂嚨氖隆?/p>

A:Well，1 think I will settle for the offer.

好吧，我接受。

After two months the boy came back.

兩個(gè)月以后，那孩子回家了。

B:OK，Have you ever done what I told you to do son ?

好吧，你按我說(shuō)的做了嗎，兒子?

A:Of course，I did.

當(dāng)然了。

B:Well，I've been really proud of you. You've brought your grades up,and I have observed that you've been studying your Bible and partici-pating a lot more in the Bible study class on Sunday morning.

太好了，我真為你驕傲，你的成績(jī)上去了，我看你正在學(xué)習(xí)《圣經(jīng)》，并且更多地參與了星期天上午的《圣經(jīng)》學(xué)習(xí)班。

A:Because I am eager to drive the car.

是因?yàn)槲姨腴_(kāi)車了。

B:But I am really disappointed seeing that you haven't got you hair cut.

但我真的很遺憾你沒(méi)有把頭發(fā)剪掉。

A:You know，Dad，I've been thinking about that，and I've notice d in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, John had long hair, and there is even strong argument that Je-sus himself had long hair.

你要知道，爸爸，我想那樣做，但學(xué)《圣經(jīng)》時(shí)，我注意到薩遜留長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)，摩西留長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)，約翰也留長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)，甚至耶穌他自己很可能也留了長(zhǎng)頭發(fā)。

B:Perhaps.But they walked every where they went!

也許是這樣。但他們?nèi)ツ膬憾际亲咧サ摹?/p>