丑女貝蒂第一季23

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC 12.09.02 13:56:00 [00:01.00](Hilda) Previously on Ugly Betty: “丑女貝蒂”前情提要… [00:02.70]l love you, Hilda, and l want you to be my wife. 我愛你 Hilda 我要你成為我的妻子 [00:06.37]Any preference for how we make your old man disappear? 對于我們讓你老子消失的方式 有何偏好嗎? [00:09.20]Six months you'll run Meade Publications. 6個月之內 Meade出版社就會由你掌控 [00:11.27]That's the idea. 要的就是這效果 [00:12.44]l'm divorcing Claire. 我要跟Claire離婚! [00:14.51]You slut. Stay away from my husband! 你這個賤人! 離我丈夫遠點! [00:17.65]- l'm so sorry. - l love you. 我很抱歉 [00:20.18]He's my boyfriend, so back off, Betty. 我愛你 [00:20.00]他是我的男朋友 所以走開吧 Betty! [00:24.19]- l'm gonna fight for Henry. - You're not the one in charge. 我要為了Henry而戰(zhàn) [00:27.19]l am the one with pupils that aren't the size of quarters. 又不是只有你一個人管事! [00:27.15]但只有我保持著清醒的頭腦! [00:31.03]Left my wallet in the bedroom, just a second. 我把錢夾落在臥室了 稍等一下 [00:33.40]Hey, what the... 嘿 怎么-- [00:35.00]- l won't be going home with you. - What? - 我不跟你們一起回家了 - 什么? [00:37.23]They denied my visa. 他們拒絕給我簽證 [00:47.88]Henry, hi. lt's me. Betty... sorry. Henry 嗨 是我 呃 Betty [00:52.51]l never know at what point you can say ''lt's me'' and the other person knows. 抱歉 我- 我不知道到了什么程度 只要說“是我” 別人就知道是誰了 [00:56.42]Anyhow, l'm back from Mexico 不管怎樣 我從墨西哥回來了 我真的很想 呃 跟你談談 [00:59.02]And l really need to talk to you. [01:02.79]So, just give me a ringle. 所以 呃 給我來個“電Call” 我是說“話我” [01:05.26]l mean a jing. l'm sorry l'm combining jingle and ring. 呃 抱歉 我把“Call我”跟“電話” 混起來了 給我打個電話吧 謝謝! [01:08.33]Just call me. Thanks. [01:10.87]Learn to talk! 學會說話! [01:12.97]- Hi! - Hey, how's Dora the Explorer? 嘿! [01:13.81]愛冒險的小Dora你好嗎? 哈? 旅行不錯把? 你父親移民的事情都搞定了吧? [01:16.30]Your trip good? Everything work out with your father? [01:19.21]There were problems. He's still in Mexico. 其實 出了點問題 他還在墨西哥 [01:21.64]Everything's going to be OK. We spoke to the lawyer this morning 但不會有問題的 [01:22.70]我們今天早上剛跟律師通過電話 有很快就能回家了 [01:25.08]and he'll be home soon. Hey, l brought you something. 嘿 我給你買了點東西 [01:28.95]Oh, Betty, you shouldn't have. 哦 Betty 你不是吧… [01:31.65]- Oh, l didn't. This is for Henry. - Lucky guy. 哦 才不是呢 這是給Henry的 [01:34.96]This... is for you. - 幸運的家伙 - 這個… 是給你的 [01:37.46]A rock, wow. 一塊石頭? 哇哦 [01:39.93]lt's supposed to be mystical. 應該是塊有魔力的石頭 [01:41.60]The man who sold it to me said it will help on your journey of enlightenment. 賣這石頭給我的老人跟我說 它對你的“開竅”過程… [01:46.03]Or with cramps, my Spanish really sucks. 或是痛經有幫助 我的西班牙語真是太抱歉了 [01:48.60]l know how hard you've been working 不管怎樣 我知道你為了解決自己以及 其他一些問題 付出了多大的努力 所以… [01:50.61]on cleaning yourself up, so here. [01:54.18]Yeah, that's me. All cleaned up. 給 [01:54.49]是啊 我就是這樣 都搞定了 [01:57.11]Daniel, are you wearing makeup? Daniel 你有化裝嗎? [01:59.01]A guy can't wear a little concealer without being judged? 怎么 一個男人為了避免被人議論 就不能涂點遮瑕霜嗎? 這有什么? [02:02.12]- Come on. - You have a black eye. 你的眼睛青了 這- 這是怎么弄的? [02:03.95]How did that happen? 怎么 是Alexis干的嗎? 我才走了一個禮拜耶! [02:05.45]Did Alexis do this to you? l've only been gone for a week! [02:08.46]No, it wasn't Alexis. Um... 不 不關Alexis的事 嗯 [02:10.99]lt happened last night... 是昨天晚上的事了 嗯 我在中央公園 救了一個掉進湖里的小孩子 [02:13.06]...l saved this kid who fell in the lake in Central Park. [02:17.37]- What? - l saw this little girl, 什么? [02:19.40]it was a Girl Scout and she had fallen in the lake by the boat house, 我看見那個女孩-- 其實是個小女童子軍-- 她在船塢那邊掉進湖里了 [02:22.90]l dove in and hit my head on a rock and pulled her out. That was it. 所以我就跳了下去 頭撞在石頭上了 我把她拉了上來 就是這樣 沒什么 [02:26.24]- Where are we ordering lunch from? - Wait, Daniel. 咱們今天的午餐從哪兒訂啊? [02:28.16]等等 Daniel 你救了別人的命? 你是個英雄! [02:29.71]You saved somebody's life? You're a hero. [02:33.08]OK! OK, it's over. l did my good deed for the year. 好吧 好吧 都結束了 我是說 我完成了今年的好事任務了 [02:36.45]You know what? l have something else for Henry. 知道嗎? 我可以拿別的東西給Henry 你配得上這個 [02:39.32]You deserve this. [02:44.59]Gracias. 謝謝 [02:54.27]l thought l smelled jewelry. 我想我聞到珠寶的味道了 是什么啊? [02:57.27]What is that? [02:59.01]That is my way of thanking you for giving me a second chance at happiness. 你給了我第二次獲得幸福的機會 這是我對你表達感謝的特別方式 [03:04.38]Wilhelmina, will you spend the rest of your life with me? Wilhelmina 你愿意與我共度余生嗎? [03:08.85]Oh, Bradford, you know l will. 哦 Bradford 你知道我會的 [03:18.09]Oh, my. 哦 天哪! 是… 好大一朵花啊! 不是嗎? [03:20.46]lt's a big flower, isn't it? [03:23.77]l designed it myself. 是我自己設計的 [03:25.93]lt represents how our love has bloomed. 它象征著我們的愛情之花 [03:32.94]- Happy? - Deliriously. - 高興嗎? - 高興到爆! [03:37.25]lt's like l'm in a fairy tale. 這就象是 身在童話之中 [03:40.28]And you are my beautiful princess. 你就是我美麗的公主 [03:49.49]Homewrecking slut. 那個敗家子的賤人! 我知道她就是 Bradford送來離婚協(xié)議的原因 [03:51.59]She's the reason Bradford sent those divorce papers. [03:54.63]Shut it, fish. Just stack up another set of quarters. 閉嘴 新來的! 幫我再加套40磅的 [03:58.93]Forgive me, but are you sure 問問行嗎? 瑜珈 你… 你那么肯定 [04:03.17]you don't want to retain just a dash 你就連一丁點女性特質都不想保留嗎? [04:06.21]of your femininity? [04:08.44]Rough and beautiful. 強壯而漂亮 [04:12.88]Look, you said you would help me. 聽著 你說了你要幫忙的 [04:14.72]My husband won't take my calls, won't see me. 我丈夫不接我的電話 也不來見我 [04:17.12]lf l could get to him, l could save my marriage. 我知道要是我能見到他的話 我就能拯救我們的婚姻 [04:19.59]Relax, fish, all right? 放輕松 新來的 好嗎? 明天他們 要把我們轉移到北部去的時候就行動 [04:20.96]lt's going down tomorrow when they transfer us upstate. [04:23.96]Four of us in that van. 咱們4個一輛車-- 你 我 綠查特… 無糖雪莉(查特和雪莉都是酒名 這里是外號) [04:25.19]You, me, Chartreuse, and Sugarfree Shirley. [04:33.67]The diabetic? 那個得糖尿病的? [04:35.04]That sweet thing is gonna be the key to our plan. 那個小甜心可是我們計劃的關鍵 [04:41.24]Hello. lt's Alexis Meade. l need to know when you'll be taking care of 你好 我是Alexis Meade 我想知道 您什么時候才會處理-- [04:45.88]the situation with my father. 我父親的事情? 一直等著 我都要瘋了 [04:48.78]This waiting is freaking me out. [04:50.55](man) l told you, it'll happen when it happens. 我說過了 該什么時候就是什么時候 你知道得越少越好 [04:53.02]The less you know, the better. Don't be stupid enough to call me again. 還有 別再蠢兮兮地給我打電話了 [04:58.23]- Have you heard the news? - ls it my father? What happened? - Alexis 你聽說了嗎? - 關于我父親嗎? 出什么事了? [05:01.46]No. lt's Daniel. 不是 呃 是 Daniel [05:03.83]This Girl Scout fell in a lake in Central Park and Daniel saved her. 有個小女童子軍掉進中央公園的湖里了 Daniel跳下去救了她 [05:07.74]He even hit his head on a rock and got a black eye. 他還撞在了石頭上 眼睛都青了 [05:10.71]Really? Daniel did that? 是嗎? Daniel這么做了? [05:13.37]Look, l know things between you two have been a little rough. 瞧 我知道你們之間鬧得有點不開心 [05:16.58]l know you think he's a total screw up, but he is a really good person. 我也知道你覺得他現(xiàn)在一團糟 但他真的是個很好的人 [05:20.52]You're right. Sometimes l do forget that. 你說得沒錯 有時候我還真忘了這一點 [05:25.32]l think we should acknowledge his heroic efforts, don't you? Betty 我覺得我們應該對于他的 英勇行為做點什么 不是嗎? [05:28.76]Cupcakes! Or something even more special like one big cake. 哦! 紙杯蛋糕! 或者來點特別的 比如 一個大蛋糕? [05:33.03]Maybe we can go even bigger. 也許還可以再搞大點 我們應該召開一個新聞發(fā)布會 [05:36.66]- We should have a press conference. - Yeah! OK! [05:38.33]是啊! 好啊! 嗯 我馬上去辦 [05:39.97]l'll get right on it. [05:56.75](imitates bird cawing) - 嘎- 嘎! - 啊! 你死到哪兒去了?! [05:58.65]Where've you been? 我得等到Chiristina去上廁所 [05:59.75]Waiting for Christina to go to the bathroom. [06:02.16]That woman retains water like a two-humped camel. 那女人的儲水能力 就象一頭雙峰駱駝 (駝峰英文為humps 也有做愛的意思) [06:04.93]Speaking of humps, l think l discovered 說到“雙峰” 我想我知道 親愛的 老Fey Sommers用這個秘室是來干啥的了… [06:07.36]what dear old Fey Sommers used this secret room for. [06:12.77]- Look. - No. - 瞧! - 不是吧! [06:15.07]Either that or she had a unique take on casual Fridays. 除了這個 她在每個禮拜五還有特別節(jié)目 [06:18.14]You don't think Fey and Bradford would sneak in here and... 你不是認為Fey跟Bradford會藏在這里… [06:21.58]Thank you for that image. Now every time l look, 哦 哦 哦 謝謝你 別再想象了 [06:23.98]l'll picture him trussed up like a goose with a ball gag in his mouth. 現(xiàn)在我只要一看到那老家伙 腦子里就會浮現(xiàn)出 [06:24.84]他被綁得象只圣誕烤鵝 嘴巴里塞著球的樣子 [06:27.82]lnhale Ricky Martin, exhale Colin Farrell. 吸氣 Ricky Martin(性感拉丁歌手)… 呼氣 Colin Farrell(性感男影星) [06:30.72]l still can't get over this place. 我還是無法原諒這個地方 是我的辦公區(qū)的4倍大 [06:33.59]lt is like four times the size of my studio. [06:36.36]OK, we tell no one about this. 好吧 這事咱們誰也別告訴 [06:38.43]Except for the occasional delivery guy who we lure in to open his packages. 除了我們臨時騙來開包裹的快遞 [06:42.70]You are a very bad boy. - 嗚 你… 真是個壞小子 - 哦 啊 再來 [06:47.10]- Again. - Bad boy. - 哦 壞小子 - 哦 再來 [06:48.44]- Again. - Bad boy. - 壞小子! - 哦 再來 [06:50.04]- Again. - OK, this is creepy, even for us. 好了 就算是我們倆 這也太惡心了 [06:53.37]Can you believe it? That pathetic loser stole my story. 你能想象嗎? 那個可悲的窩囊廢偷用了我的故事 [06:57.95]Your story? 你的故事? [06:59.01]When l was 1 4, l was the one who rescued a kid from drowning in Central Park. 14歲的時候 是我在中央公園 救了個溺水的孩子 [07:02.92]l even hit my head on a rock. 我還把頭撞到石頭上了 [07:05.19]So, how do you think Daniel got that shiner? 那么 你覺得Daniel那個黑眼圈 是怎么來的? [07:09.12]Beats me. 我哪知道 [07:10.89]But something tells me he won't want it in the press. 但我有感覺 他并不想召開新聞發(fā)布會 [07:19.07]- Daniel! Hi. What are those? - Just a mint. Daniel! 哦! 嗨 那是什么啊? [07:22.67]- l've never seen them so small... - There's Henry. 哦 不過是… 薄荷糖 [07:22.53]是嗎? 我還從沒見過這么小的呢 [07:25.37]Why don't you go make awkward small talk with your friend? 嘿! Henry來了 干嘛不過去 跟你的小情人聊幾句呢? [07:29.38]Oh, my God. Give me a mint. 嗯 哦 天哪! 給我來塊薄荷糖 [07:31.78]What? No, you don't need one. 什么? 不不不 你不需要 [07:33.65]Daniel, l just had an onion bagel. Daniel 我剛剛吃了個洋蔥百吉餅 [07:35.52]Betty, your breath... is fresh as a daisy. Betty 你的口氣… 清新得象雛菊 [07:46.53]Hi. 嗨! [07:48.00]Oh, hi. 哦 嗨 好吧 “電Call”是我現(xiàn)在最喜歡的詞了 [07:49.46]OK, ''ringle'' is my new favorite word. [07:52.33]And, for the record, l know it's you when you say ''lt's me.'' 還有 跟你說吧 當你說“是我”的時候 我能聽出來是你 [07:57.21]Thanks. - 謝謝! 嗯 咱能談談嗎… - 好啊! [07:59.64]- Can we talk? - Yeah. [08:02.14]Somewhere private? …找個隱蔽點的地方? [08:08.72]OK, l have something to tell you 好吧 我有事情想要告訴你 也許說了我們之間就完了 [08:10.55]and then l'm probably gonna throw up, so l'm apologizing in advance. 所以我先為此向你道歉 [08:14.82]Could we please just have one minute? 能讓我們單獨待一小會兒嗎? 謝謝 [08:17.26]- Uh-huh. - Thank you. [08:19.59]l did a lot of thinking... 我想了很多… [08:26.50]l did a lot of thinking while l was in Mexico, 我在墨西哥的時候 想了很多 [08:29.07]and l realized you rarely get everything you want in life, 我意識到 人這一輩子 不可能 要什么就能有什么 但要是你不去爭取… [08:32.24]but if you don't fight for it then... [08:34.28]...you have even less of a chance. 就連機會都不會有 所以… 我站在了這里 [08:35.94]So, here l am... fighting... [08:37.81]努力… 想得到你 [08:40.05]...for you. [08:41.25]- Wow. - You're still with Charlie, but... 我知道你還和Charlie在一起 但是… [08:44.19]OK, seriously, just 30 more seconds, please? 好吧 這次真的… 再多30秒就好 謝謝了 [08:48.76]l think you and l would be amazing. 我想 你我在一起一定會很棒 Henry [08:50.99]We know what the other one's thinking, 我們- 我們知道對方的心思 我們總是會覺得同一個東西好笑 [08:53.53]and we always laugh at the same things. 只要你走進房間 我就會覺得心跳加速 (原文為You make my mouth go dry) [08:56.20]You make my mouth go dry every time you walk into a room. [09:00.27]- Betty... - The only thing l ask, Betty… [09:02.07]when you reject me, do it quick. 我只求你一件事 那就是 如果你想拒絕 那就快點! [09:04.41]Like ripping a Band-Aid off. 要知道 就象快速撕掉創(chuàng)可貼… 從我心底撕去… [09:07.04]Off of my heart. [09:09.11]l broke up with Charlie. 我跟Charlie分手了 [09:12.25]What? 什么? [09:13.81]Will you forget the stupid copies? There are lives going on in here! 你就不能別管那些該死的復印件了嗎?! 我們這里正到緊要關頭呢! [09:19.32]- You were saying? - She's not the one for me, Betty. 你說什么? [09:20.52]她不適合我 Betty [09:23.16]There's someone else... 讓我心跳加速的另有其人 [09:25.49]...that makes my mouth go dry. [09:28.00]Who is hogging the... (gasps) 是誰霸占著… 呃 真不是時候啊 [09:29.83]- Eww! Dorkus interruptus. - Get out! [09:32.68]- 出去! - 出去! [09:35.34]Hey everyone! Betty's in heat. 嘿 各位! Betty發(fā)春了 [09:40.31]我可沒想到會搞成這樣 [09:42.14]This isn't exactly how l pictured this. [09:45.01]You're right. 沒錯 我們需要一次真正的約會 [09:46.45]- We need to have a real date. - Our first date? [09:48.10]第一次約會? [09:50.12]The first date. 第一次約會 [09:54.03]那家伙叫什么啊? [09:55.56](man) ls that the guy who looks like C-3PO? 就是那個長得象C-3PO的家伙嗎? (C-3PO為電影星球大戰(zhàn)里的角色) [09:57.79]- ls tomorrow night at 8:00 OK? - That's great. 明晚8點行嗎? [09:59.06]那好極了 [10:01.03]OK. 好吧 [10:35.33]Don't put that in your mouth, l just cleaned my nails with it... kidding. 別把那個放進嘴巴里 我剛剛拿它剔過指甲 [10:38.15]開玩笑的 [10:39.97]They're totally sterile. 那些都消過毒了 [10:42.14]So, Betty Suarez. You're Dr. Farkas' patient? 那么… Betty Suarez 你是Farkas醫(yī)生的病人 哈? [10:45.24]Yeah, but l'm just here today for a cleaning. 是啊 但我今天只是來做清洗的 [10:48.08]l have my first date tonight with a guy l'm crazy about 我今晚要跟我非常喜歡的男人第一次約會 我希望我的牙齒能閃閃發(fā)光 [10:51.08]and l want my teeth to sparkle. [10:52.81]Oh, my God. That is so romantic. 哦 天哪 那真是太浪漫了! [10:56.15]lt's like when Julia Roberts flossed before whoring herself in Pretty Woman. 就象Julia Roberts在出演“風月俏佳人” 之前 先用牙線清理牙齒一樣 [11:00.39]Such a great movie. And an important message. 啊 多棒的電影! 也給了大家一個重要的提示 [11:03.72]OK, l just checked her file. She had a cleaning two months ago. 好了 我剛剛查了她的資料 她2個月前剛剛做過清洗 [11:08.03]Her insurance will only cover this every six months. 她的醫(yī)療保險只夠她6個月洗1次 [11:11.10]Oh, rinse and spit, Angelica. Just put it through. [11:14.00]Where's your sense of romance? She's doing this for the man she loves. 哦 不過是洗洗漱漱 Angelica 就別管那么多了! [11:14.66]你難道不懂浪漫嗎? 她為了她所愛的人才這么做的 [11:18.04]- We should give you pink rubber bands. - Oh, yeah, that would be really fun. 我們應該給你換粉紅色的橡皮圈 [11:22.28]Dentistry is not about fun. 真的啊 那樣一定很好玩 [11:22.28]牙科可沒什么好玩的 [11:24.61]You always think you can bend all the rules because you're pretty and blond. 你總以為自己可以打破所有規(guī)矩 就因為你是個漂亮的金發(fā)美女 [11:29.35]ls she OK? 她沒事吧? [11:30.65]She's just mad because we had a nitrous party here and didn't invite her! 哦 生氣了而已 因為這里過兩天要開 狂歡派對 我們卻沒有邀請她! [11:34.79]- That was unethical and costly. - Back to your cage, Shrek! 這樣很不道德… 你們會付出代價的 [11:37.12]滾回你洞里去 怪物史瑞克! [11:38.63]Don't worry about her. 別管她 相信我的魔法 [11:40.43]Just believe in the magic. You are totally Bridget Jones! [11:42.14]啊 你簡直就是Bridget Jones嘛! 你看過那部電影嗎?(電影“BJ單身日記”) [11:44.17]Did you see that movie? That is such a great movie. 那部電影真是太棒了! 我是說 1還好 2就有點… [11:46.83]l mean one. Two was a little... ehh! Let me see. [11:48.93]- 讓我看看 - 啊! [11:50.44]Yep, looks like we have a little cavity on Mr. Lower Left Six. 沒錯 看來你的下牙左邊第6顆上 有一個小洞 [11:55.58]We can get you Novocained up and a dentist here in two secs. 知道嗎? 我們可以先來個局部麻醉 牙醫(yī)馬上就到 [11:58.65]No. No. 不要! 不要 啊 [12:00.65]No, no Novocain, please. l'll come back tomorrow. 嗯 別 別用麻醉藥 求你了 [12:02.27]我-- 我明天再來 [12:04.12]lt's just that if my lips are gonna be tingly tonight... 嗯 只不過 之后我的嘴唇 會變得又痛又麻 那我-我… [12:09.52]...l want it to be because of Henry. 我希望那樣的后果是Henry造成的 [12:13.53]You are such a chick flick. 你真是塊演言情片的料 [12:15.70]l would totally pay $1 2 to see you. 我完全愿意花12塊錢去看你的電影 [12:18.23]- Really? - Yes. - 真的嗎? - 沒錯 [12:21.17]- You don't like the white? - No, l like the white. - 這么說你不喜歡白色? - 不 我喜歡白色 [12:23.80]- So, what's wrong with the red? - l'm gonna eat a cupcake. 那紅色的哪里不好了? [12:26.84]Mom? Can you run lines with me? 我要去吃塊蛋糕 [12:26.92]媽媽 你能幫我對對臺詞嗎? [12:29.34]ln case something bad happens to Joey Colano 要知道 萬一Joey Colano發(fā)生什么事情 這樣我就得扮演Tony了 [12:31.75]and l have to go on as Tony. l am his understudy... 我是說 我是他的替補… [12:34.32]Forget about West Side Story for two minutes, l'm trying to plan a wedding. 親愛的 咱們能把“西區(qū)故事” 放下幾分鐘嗎? [12:38.32]Right, best man. What, you don't want to help? - 要知道 我們正在籌備婚禮呢 - 非常正確 伴郎先生 [12:40.79]l told Mom if she went with green organza for the bridesmaids, 你不想嘗嘗這個? [12:40.78]我跟媽媽說過 如果她為伴娘選了 綠色紗裙 那她自己就完全不搭了 [12:44.09]she was on her own. [12:46.09]OK, l'm thinking we do this at Our Lady of Guadalupe church, 好了 我想在瓜達盧貝圣母教堂 舉辦婚禮 [12:49.23]next to the gas station. 知道嗎 就在加油站的旁邊? [12:51.53]See if we can get Fat Louie or Bad Skin Louie to DJ. 哦 咱們得看看能不能找胖子Louie 還是壞脾氣Louie來當DJ [12:54.40]l want St. Patrick's Cathedral and the Harlem Boys Choir releasing doves. 我要在Saint Patrick大教堂舉行婚禮 請Harlem Boys(和聲樂隊)來釋放鴿子 [12:59.14]Tia Consuela's House of Pork and Beans is giving us a deal on a buffet! “Consuelo阿姨”豬肉豆子店 為我們提供自助餐 [13:02.78]And the medallions of lamb should be followed by the foie gras en terrine. 羊排后面接著上陶罐鵝肝醬 [13:06.68]Book Mario Testino. Have him photograph the whole thing in sepia tones. 預約Mario Testino(著名攝影師) 讓他用棕褐色調拍攝整個過程 [13:10.82]And we put one of these on every table, and bam, the whole wedding's covered! - 我們把這個放在每張桌子上面 砰! - 我愛你 [13:15.29]l love you. 我真愛我自己啊 [13:16.62]l love me. [13:18.69]Wow, l walk away for a hot second and you look five years younger. 我才離開了1分鐘 你看起來就年輕了5歲 [13:23.10]- Woman, are you aging backwards? - What happened? 女士 你越活越年輕了? [13:26.87]Little glitch. Teeny, tiny, Cindy Crawford mole-sized problem. 發(fā)生什么事了? [13:27.07]哦 小問題 很小 很小… [13:29.54]就跟Cindy Crawford(世界名模) 臉上的痣差不多 [13:31.51]lt looks like St. Patrick's Cathedral's already booked on June 1 6th. 好象Saint Patrick大教堂 6月16號已經被預定了 [13:35.91]- What? - What do you get from St. Patrick's? 什么? [13:38.35]Bad incense and a bunch of guilty men in dresses. Saint Patrick教堂有什么好的? [13:38.20]薰香很差 還有一幫衣冠楚楚的偽君子 [13:41.75]Wilhelmina Slater is marrying Bradford Meade. This wedding has to be an event. Wilhelmina Slater嫁給 Bradford Meade [13:43.53]這個婚禮可是個大事件啊 [13:46.02]That's the only date that works. Bump the other bride. 這是唯一我們兩個人都能接受的日子 讓那個新娘換個教堂 [13:48.92]Actually, it's, um... 實際上 那人是… 呃 我們的最大的廣告商… [13:51.49]...our top advertiser, Fabia. [13:54.50]Fabia? That little Euro-wench is getting married? - Fabia - Fabia? [13:56.29]那個歐洲蕩婦要嫁人了? [13:58.43]And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. 并且她請了Elton John(英國著名歌手) 在婚禮上唱歌 [14:01.20]He's rewritten Candle in the Wind just for her. - 他為她重新編寫了“Candle in the Wind” - 什么? [14:03.94]What? He was rewriting Candle in the Wind for me! 他在為我重新編寫“Candle in the Wind”! (“風中之燭”為Elton John的名曲) [14:06.57]Give that queen $20 and she'll rewrite it for anybody. 給那家伙20塊 他幫誰都會寫 (“風中之燭”最初曾寫給夢露 后為戴安娜重寫) [14:09.51]Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07... is on! 叫Fabia過來 [14:11.03]07年婚禮高端會議… 開始了 [14:16.08]Daniel! Please follow me. Daniel! 跟我來 [14:18.85]There's someone in your office l'd like you to meet. 你辦公室里有些人 我希望你能見見 [14:21.66]What's that look? You've got that look. 你這是什么表情? 又是那種表情 [14:24.19]What, you think you know my looks? 什么? 你看懂我的表情了? [14:28.00]Surprise! 驚喜! [14:30.60]That's so sweet, you know my looks. 真好 你了解我的表情了 [14:32.83]- What is all this? - You saved a Girl Scout. 這些都是什么? [14:35.54]You're being honored. You could use the good press. 你救了一個小女童子軍 值得人尊敬 [14:36.41]快來吧 你可以借機擴大正面影響 [14:38.57]Ladies and gentlemen, l give you Daniel Meade, 女士們先生們 容我介紹Daniel Meade 時尚編輯 我們的英雄 [14:41.78]fashion editorlhero. [14:47.25]- This is for you. - Oh, thank you. - 這是送你的 - 謝謝 [14:49.48]l don't know what to say... 呃 我不知道該說什么 [14:51.65]Start by letting everyone know the exact details 哦 那你可以說說 你是從湖里 救出那個孩子的細節(jié) [14:54.46]of how you saved the kid in the lake. [14:56.99]l saw this Girl Scout, she fell in the lake and l saved her. 呃 嗯 我看見一個小女童子軍 [14:58.40]她掉進湖里 然后我救了她 [15:00.59]- What time of day? - Morning. - 什么時候? - 呃 早- 早上 [15:03.06]- Wouldn't she be in school? - Maybe she was skipping. - 她不是應該在學校嗎? - 她可能逃課了 [15:06.67]- Do Girl Scouts skip school? - (all) No! - 女童子軍隊員會逃課嗎? - 不可能! [15:11.64]And how'd you hit your head? 你是怎么撞到腦袋的? [15:13.14]Just slipped on the rocks when l was getting out of the lake. 呃 我從湖里出來的時候 滑倒碰到石頭上了 [15:16.74]l thought you hit your head as you dove in. 我還以為你是跳進水里時撞到的 [15:19.68]l think he's lying. ls it good to lie? 我覺得他在撒謊 [15:22.58](girls) No! - 撒謊是對的嗎? - 不對! [15:25.12](shutters clicking) [15:34.30]* You could not hold me up there in your prison* [15:40.73]Would you help me up? 你能幫我起來嗎? [15:46.14]Give me one reason why l should do this. 我為什么要這么做 給我個理由 [15:50.04]$50,000 deposited in your daughter's account. 你女兒的帳戶里會存進去50,000元 [15:53.25]Take the candy bar, please. 拿著這管糖 [15:56.28]* You could not hold me up there in your prison* [15:59.22]Nice work, bitch. 做得好 賤人 [16:01.46]What happened to ''Fish''? 怎么- 怎么不叫我“新來的”了? [16:04.46]''Fish'' becomes ''Bitch'' after two weeks. 過了2個禮拜“新來的”就改稱“賤人”了 [16:07.31]* You could not hold me up there in your prison* [16:11.40]Oh, my God, you got beat up by a drug dealer? 哦 天哪 你被毒販子打了? [16:14.00]Look, he just took some money and one very expensive watch 聽著 他… [16:15.11]不過拿走了一些錢和一塊非常名貴的手表 我倒并不怎么喜歡那塊表 [16:17.77]which l really didn't like anyway. But that's it, l'm fine. 這就是經過 我也沒事 [16:21.14]- lt's not like l'm gonna use him again. - Use him? - 我也不會再找他了 - 找他? [16:24.55]Daniel, what about the drugs? Daniel 毒品是怎么回事? [16:27.01]Come on, it's more like medicine. 哦 別這樣 其實應該算是藥 [16:29.25]Except l buy it from a guy who has a shaved head and a neck tattoo. 只不過我有時候會從一個 光頭脖子上有紋身的家伙那里買 [16:34.09]Don't look at me like that. l'm still able to work. 別這樣看著我 [16:35.76]我還能工作 我也沒有再用性來逃避我的問題 [16:37.76]l'm not using sex to avoid my problems. [16:40.53]You're using drugs to avoid your problems. 這是因為你用了毒品 來逃避你的問題 [16:43.00]- Bye! See ya! - l know, l know. - Daniel- - 好了 再見! 下次見! [16:44.05]我- 我知道 我知道 你對我很失望 [16:45.77]You're disappointed in me. [16:47.74]No, Daniel, l am so past disappointed. 不 Daniel 我已經失望過頭了 [16:59.35]Fabia. Fabia! [17:02.08]Why is Fabia here today? Fabia今天為什么要來? [17:04.32]l thought l had my meeting for my cosmetics layout tomorrow. 我記得我的化妝品版面討論會 是明天啊 [17:07.65]Well, l couldn't wait to congratulate you on your upcoming nuptials. 哦 我等不及要恭喜你的婚禮了 [17:11.76]Grazie. l had them done for the wedding. 哦! 謝謝 這個是我為了結婚做的 (指的是隆胸) [17:15.70]Here's a picture of my boyfriend. 這是我男朋友的照片 [17:18.43]Dimitri is the largest shipping magnate in world! Dimitri是世界上最大的船運富豪! [17:23.97]l love him! 我愛他! [17:26.64]l need to marry him before his bambinos cut me out of will. 我得趕緊嫁給他 免得他的子女們把我踢出遺囑 [17:29.81]A love story for the ages. 啊 史上最棒的愛情故事 [17:31.98]You must come to the ceremony. 你一定要來參加典禮啊 [17:33.71]l wouldn't be able to get married without my ''something old.'' 沒有我的“一點舊”我可怎么結婚啊 (歐美傳統(tǒng)婚禮講究“新” “舊” “借” “藍”) [17:37.25]With the veins in your legs, you already have your ''something blue.'' 你的腿上青筋突起 這樣也就算是你的“一點藍”了 [17:41.26]l'm just sick l can't be there. l'm also getting married on the 1 6th 我很難過 我沒法參加你的婚禮 [17:42.35]我也要在16號結婚 是和Bradford Meade [17:44.76]to, um... Bradford Meade. [17:48.16]Big fish. 哦! 大魚啊 [17:50.33]lt's too bad you won't be able to get married at St. Patrick's Day Cathedral. 那可真是糟糕啊 你沒法在Saint Patrick教堂結婚了 [17:54.64]So this is how we're going to play it? - 咱們非得這么玩下去嗎 哈? - 哦 可憐的Wilhelmina [17:56.60]Oh, poor Wilhelmina. [17:58.27]l suppose you're going to have to change your wedding date. 我想你不得不改變你的結婚日期了 [18:01.41]- Or do a quickie in Las Vegas. - Wilhelmina Slater does not do Vegas. - 或者去拉斯維加斯匆忙結婚 - Wilhelmina Slater絕不會在維加斯結婚 [18:05.81]Now, l want my St. Patrick's and l want my Elton John! 現(xiàn)在我要我的Saint Patrick大教堂 還有我的Elton John [18:09.08]There must be something you want in exchange for the 1 6th. 你一定有什么想要的東西 可以用來交換16號那天 [18:13.45]- l don't know... - Anything. - 我不覺得 - 隨便什么 [18:19.13]l want that girl. 我要那位小姐 [18:25.33](Betty) He's going to hate it, Dad. What do l do? 他一定不喜歡 爸爸 我該怎么做? [18:28.17](lgnacio) Add cilantro. - 加點芫荽葉 - 我想我沒有芫荽葉 [18:29.60]l don't think l got cilantro. Can l just add extra cheese? [18:31.55]我就多加一點芝士可以嗎? [18:33.17]You didn't buy chili powder and you used ketchup, so why not? 你沒有買辣椒粉 用番茄醬代替了 那干嘛不呢? [18:36.68]Dad, this has to turn out great. lt's my first date with Henry. 爸爸 這做出來必須得很好吃 [18:38.19]這是我和Henry的第一次約會 [18:40.11]l remember the first time your mother made me dinner. 我記得你媽媽第一次為我做飯 [18:42.88]lt tasted like shoe leather, but l didn't care, because she made it. 吃起來就像是在嚼皮鞋 [18:43.94]但是我不在意 因為是她做的 [18:46.65]How do you make shoe leather? Because l think that might be better. 那你告訴我怎么做皮鞋的? 因為我想那個說不定還更好些 [18:50.29]You have nothing to prove. He already loves you. [18:55.33]Dad, l miss you. When are you coming home? 爸爸 我想你 你什么時候回家? [18:59.30]l'll be home before you know it, Betty. 我很快就回去了 Betty [19:01.77]Be strong. 要堅強 [19:04.00]And remember the most important thing... 記住 最重要的是… [19:07.14]...there are take-out menus on top of the fridge. 冰箱上面有外賣的菜單 [19:10.21]- l love you. - l love you, too. - 我愛你 - 我也愛你 [19:14.48]Te quiero. 要乖啊 [19:26.19]You're early! 你真早啊! [19:31.77]Charlie? What are you doing here? Charlie 你來這里干什么? [19:35.07]l called Henry at the office, the receptionist said he'd be here. 哦 我往Henry的辦公室打了電話 前臺說他應會在你這里 [19:39.21]Yeah. l'm just making him dinner. 是啊 呃 我在… [19:43.58]Oh, really? - 給他做晚餐 - 哦 真的嗎? [19:45.48]Well, l have something in the oven, too. 好吧 我也有事情要告訴他 [19:48.25]l'm pregnant. 我懷孕了 [19:54.25]- You're pregnant? - l leave for Tucson tomorrow. 你懷孕了 [19:55.66]明天我要去圖森市了 我希望他盡快知道 [19:57.62]l thought he should know as soon as possible. [20:00.03]And ruining your date? A nice little bonus. 打攪了你的約會嗎? 這就算是小小的驚喜吧 [20:06.20]Pink Gerber daisies for my lady. 粉紅色的雛菊送給我的小姐 [20:12.31]- What are you doing here? - Can we step outside and talk? - 你在這里干什么? - 我們可以出去談嗎? [20:18.55]You should talk to her. 你應該和她談談 [20:43.14](Hilda) Oh, Hilda, you are so hot. You know l am. 哦 Hilda 你真是太美了 [20:46.84](Justin) Mom! l'm Tony! l'm Tony! - 你知道的啊! - 媽媽 我演Tony了! 我演tony了! [20:50.28]Sweetie, l know you want the part, but you can't shriek it into existence. 親愛的 我知道你很想演 但這也不是你大聲嚷嚷就能成真的 [20:54.21]No, that was Mr. Weaver on the phone. 不是 剛才是Weaveron先生來的電話 Joey Colano早上醒來得了麻疹! [20:56.28]Joey Colano woke up totally covered in hives! lsn't that great? [20:59.79]That poor kid. - 這是不是很好? - 啊 那孩子真可憐 [21:00.92]He had an allergic reaction to the walnuts he ate. 估計他是吃了胡桃過敏了 [21:03.59]Well, if he's allergic, why did he eat them? 哦 要是他對胡桃過敏 那為什么要吃呢? [21:06.19]lt's not my fault he wanted to trade sandwiches. 不是我的錯 是他想交換三明治的 [21:09.76]l didn't put walnuts in your chicken salad. 但是… 我沒在你的雞肉色拉里放胡桃啊 [21:12.50]Oh, l think l did. 我想是我放的 Rachael Ray說 這樣可以增加一點嚼頭 [21:14.70]Rachael Ray says it adds a little crunch. [21:17.54]What is with the third degree? Your son is Tony! Be happy! 干嘛這么死纏爛打嘛? 你兒子要演Tony了 開心點 [21:25.41]He wouldn't. 他不會的 [21:27.68]Christina, l'm going out of my mind. Christina 我要瘋了 [21:30.72]He said he was gonna call, he hasn't called. 他說他會打電話的 可到現(xiàn)在還沒打來 [21:33.35]And Charlie's flight leaves to Tucson tonight. 今天晚上 Charlie就要坐飛機去圖森市了 [21:36.02]l can't sleep, l can't eat. 我吃不下! 我睡不著! [21:42.60]- Well, l can't sleep. - Betty. 哦 我睡不著 [21:44.43]Because she's pregnant doesn't mean he's getting back with the whore. Betty 她懷孕并不表示 他會回到那個死女人身邊 [21:48.20]Sorry, was that a bit harsh? l'm just trying to be supportive. 對不起 是不是有些刺耳? 我只是想支持你 [21:51.47]Oh, my God. lt's a text message from Henry. 哦 天哪 是Henry的短信 [21:54.98]''Can we talk?'' - 咱們能談談嗎? - 好事情 男人從來不想談話 [21:56.18]- lt's good. Men never want to talk. - OK. Wish me luck. [21:57.73]好吧 祝我幸運吧 [22:08.02]Where did you come from? 你從哪里冒出來的? [22:10.86]Nowhere. 沒從哪里 [22:12.19]You weren't there a second ago. - 一秒鐘前你還沒在那里的 - 沒有啊 我在這里啊 [22:14.06]Yes, l was. How drunk are you? [22:16.32]你喝多了? [22:20.50]What is that? What is that? 那是什么? [22:22.70]No! No, this is my special place! 不! 這地方是我專用的! [22:26.84]Oh, my God! 哦 天哪! 這是Fey的“愛情地牢”! [22:28.78]lt's Fey's love dungeon! [22:31.24]lt's real! 這是真的! [22:32.85]And now my special place is ruined! 現(xiàn)在你破壞了我的特屬地盤 [22:34.98]Oh, please. Your special place was ruined years ago. 哦 得了吧 你的特屬地盤很久以前就沒了 [22:38.49]OK, you've seen it. Get out. 好吧 你看見了 快出去吧 [22:44.46]Oh, no. 哦 不 [22:46.39]Oh my God. lt's jammed shut. We're locked in. 哦 天哪 門卡住了 [22:49.13]Oh, no, no, no, no! We can't be! We're not locked in! 我們被鎖在里面了 [22:49.88]不不不不 不能這樣 我們不能被鎖在這里! [22:55.10]- Help! - Help! 救命! 救命! 救命! [22:57.44]Help! [22:58.81]Help! [23:01.44]So, that's it? You're leaving Mom after 38 years? 那么… 就這樣? 在共度38年后你要與媽媽離婚? [23:04.95]Now, when she needs you more than ever? 我是說 特別是在現(xiàn)在 她比任何時候都更需要你的時候? [23:07.75]For what? So you can be alone? 到底為什么? 這樣你就可以重返單身? [23:10.65]Actually, l don't intend to be alone. 實際上 我并不打算過單身生活 [23:12.65]What are you talking about? 你在說什么啊? [23:14.22]l've been lucky to find someone that loves me. 我很幸運 能夠找到一個愛我的人 如果錯過她 那我就是個傻瓜 [23:16.72]l'd be a fool to let that pass me by. [23:19.06]- Who is it? - Hello, Daniel. - 是誰? - 你好啊 Daniel [23:24.56]Wilhelmina? Wilhelmina [23:27.57]Call me ''Mommy.'' 得叫我媽媽了 [23:34.47]l don't know what else to do. 我不知道還能怎么辦 [23:37.01]lt's my baby. 那是我的孩子 [23:40.78]Betty, l grew up without a father. l can't do that to my child. Betty 我是單身母親養(yǎng)大的 我不能讓我的孩子也沒有父親 [23:44.28]- l have to go to Tucson with them. - No, no, Henry, l get that. - 我得跟她們一起去圖森市 - 不 不用說了 Henry 我- 我明白的 [23:48.36]You know, l just... 你知道 我… 只是… [23:54.03]...thought that for one day, we were finally... 考慮了整整一天 我們終于(還是錯過了)… [23:59.93]...and l was... l was happy. 我很… 我很高興(能向你表白) [24:04.87]l was too. 我也是 [24:10.04]l guess that would've been too easy, huh? 我想那并不容易 哈? [24:15.82]So, when do you and Charlie leave? 那么 嗯… [24:18.40]你和Charlie什么時候走? [24:21.46]Tonight. 今晚 [24:24.86]Oh, so, l guess... 呃 那么 我想… [24:28.53]l guess this is... 我想這是 唔… [24:37.04]l want you to have a really wonderful life. 我希望你能擁有真正幸福的生活 [24:41.41]You deserve it. 那是你應得的 [25:17.81]And for this layout, Fabia had vision. 就這個設計方案來說 Fabia有自己的想法 [25:21.55]All the models should look like they're suffering 所有的模特都要看起來像是飽受 核輻射之苦 就象是在切爾諾貝利 (前蘇聯(lián)核電站曾發(fā)生泄漏事故) [25:24.28]from sickness of radiation, like Chernobyl. [25:26.95]But this time, it is my makeup that makes them glow! 就在這時候 我的化妝品 讓她們重新容光煥發(fā) [25:31.56]That's just... brilliant. 那想法挺… 不錯的 [25:35.23]We'll have a storyboard ready by next week. 下周我們會為你做好 廣告故事分鏡 [25:39.10]Come on, baby. 好吧 過來 寶貝! [25:43.87]Picchu made brown. Picchu便便了 [25:46.94]Marco, clean it up. Ciao. Marco 把它弄干凈 再見 [25:58.42]Marc. Marc… [26:01.22]l didn't get a chance to explain, but... 我- 我沒有機會解釋 但是… [26:05.06]- Are you smoking? - Yes. She makes me. 你抽煙了? [26:06.27]是啊 她讓我抽的 [26:08.03]- And she makes me eat pasta. - Well, you do look heavy. 她還讓我吃意大利空心粉 [26:09.77]唔 你看起來是不太好 [26:12.23]What's wrong with your eyes? 你眼睛怎么了? [26:13.80]Fabia doesn't believe in testing her products on animals. 呃 Fabia不相信 在動物身上做的產品實驗 [26:17.04]But she does believe in testing them on assistants. 但是 嗯 她相信在助理身上做的實驗 [26:19.87]Disgraceful. What about the insurance? - 啊 真無恥 - 是啊 [26:22.34]- Full dental. - Good. 有上保險嗎? [26:23.84]- Yeah. - (Fabia) Marco! 全套的牙科保險 [26:23.20]- 哦 那還不錯 - 是啊 [26:23.98]Marco! [26:27.51]Well. 唔… [26:29.85]l hope June 1 6th was worth it. 我希望6月16號(的婚禮) 真的值得你這么對我 [26:49.74]( Dave Koz, featuring Vanessa Williams: The Way We Were) [26:53.76]* Mem'ries like the corners of my mind * [27:03.51]* Misty water-colored mem'ries * [27:10.92]Marc! Marc (* Of the way we were *) [27:15.41]* Mem'ries the way we were * [27:26.14]* The way we were * [27:36.52]Mom! l've lost it! 媽媽 我完蛋了 [27:38.22]l go on in two hours and l can't snap! 還有兩小時就要上臺了 我還不會打響指 [27:40.45]What kind of gang member can't snap? 有哪個黑幫小伙不會打響指的?! [27:42.69]You're going to snap, all right. Relax. Eat something. 你會學會的 好吧 你只是需要放松 吃點東西吧 [27:45.76]Look, l made you a pizza bagel. 瞧 我給你做了比薩百吉餅 [27:47.39]Did Angela Lansbury eat a pizza bagel before she opened in Sweeney Todd? Angela Landsbury在出演“理發(fā)師陶德” (1982年歌舞劇)之前吃比薩百吉餅了嗎? [27:51.36]All l got was ''pizza bagel.'' 我只知道比薩百吉餅 [27:53.70]You know what, kid, you're gonna do great tonight. 你知道嗎 兒子? 今晚你一定會表現(xiàn)得很好 [27:56.44]- You'll be there, right? - Of course, l wouldn't miss it. - 你會去看的 對嗎? - 我當然會去 [28:00.24]OK. - 我不會錯過的 - 好吧 [28:02.91]Hey. Spit on your fingers. 嘿 往手指上吐點唾沫 [28:06.01]Dad, it's ''Break a Leg'' not ''Spit on your Fingers.'' 呃 老爸 祝我好運 也不用吐唾沫啊 [28:08.85]No, no. lt helps, watch. 不 不 這樣能幫你 [28:09.54]瞧著 [28:20.23]Attaboy. 不錯嘛 [28:31.44]- Hey. - Are you lost again? 嘿 [28:33.57]Your office is two whores down. 你又走錯辦公室了? [28:33.54]你的辦公室在兩層樓下 [28:35.98]- No, l just came to say goodbye. - OK. See you tomorrow. 我只是 啊 過來說聲再見 [28:38.20]那好吧 [28:40.48]No, you won't. l'm... l'm actually gone. 明天見 [28:39.99]呃 不 你不會再見到我了 [28:41.38]我 呃 我這次是真的走了 [28:43.65]l just... l'm quitting. 我只是 呃… [28:46.32]Oh... here, here's my pen. 我要辭職 [28:46.58]哦 [28:47.77]這-- 這是我的鋼筆 [28:49.86]- What are you babbling about? - There's nothing left here. 你在瞎說什么呢? [28:51.47]這里沒什么東西留下了 是嗎? [28:53.23]l mean, Mom's going to be in jail for who knows how long. 我是說 媽媽要在監(jiān)獄里 不知道要待多久 [28:56.40]Dad just told me about him and Milawheina, 爸爸剛告訴我 他要和Wilhelmina結婚了 [28:59.47]they're probably gonna have some devil child together. 指不定他們會生個小惡魔來 [29:03.60]- OK, l'm lost. - But the funny thing is... - 好吧 不知道你想說啥 - 你知道最搞笑的是什么嗎? [29:08.14]...l don't have anyone to turn to. 我沒有人可以依靠 [29:11.01]l guess it's not very funny, is it? 我想你不覺得好笑 是嗎? [29:14.58]- Daniel, you're loaded. - Oh, just admit it, you hate me! - Daniel 你壓力太大了 - 哦 你就承認吧 你討厭我! [29:17.62](glass crashing) [29:21.19]And now the Girl Scouts hate me. 現(xiàn)在就連那些女童子軍也討厭我 [29:23.86]But the thing is, l don't hate you. 但問題是 我并不討厭你 [29:28.36]You want to know a secret? 你想知道個秘密嗎? [29:32.73]When l thought you were dead, 在我以為你死了的那個時候 [29:35.84]l used to go visit your grave every Sunday. 每個星期天我都要去給你掃墓 [29:38.54]Sometimes l still want to... 有時我還想… [29:43.98]...because l still miss you. 因為我一直都在思念你 [29:50.68]Daniel, seriously, what did you take, and how many? Daniel 老實說… [29:52.64]- 你到底吃了什么 吃了多少? - 好像是… [29:54.22]lt was, like... seven. [29:58.22]l mean, l've taken, like, 1 2 before, 七片 [29:58.24]我是說 我以前… [30:01.73]just not with this much booze. 還吃過12片呢 只是當時沒有… [30:04.76]Hey Alexis, l have the art department on line one... 喝這么多酒而已 [30:04.74]嘿 Alexis 我把藝術部接通到一線了 [30:08.33]- l hope he's not driving. - l'm taking him to Pine Crest. - 哇喔! 我希望他不會這個樣子去開車 - 他不會的 [30:10.10]我要送他去Pine Crest (佛羅里達得爾瑞海岸的一家康復醫(yī)院) [30:11.84]l need a Towncar. Now! 我需要一輛車… [30:14.21]Paula Abdul's fragrance release party is tonight. Cars are booked solid. 現(xiàn)在就要 [30:14.18]可能得等一會兒 [30:15.14]Paula Abdul的香水發(fā)表會就在今晚 (Paula Abdul-- 歌手 以勁歌熱舞聞名) [30:18.65]Then run down to the valet and get the keys to my dad's car. 車都被預訂了 [30:18.58]那就跑到衣物架 拿我爸的車鑰匙來 [30:21.78]Wait, l have to go to Paula's party. Now she's going to hate me too. 等等 我得去參加Paula的發(fā)表會 [30:23.70]搞不好現(xiàn)在她也該討厭我了? [30:27.45]You ask me, l think she trapped him. 要我說 我想她是耍了點手段 [30:29.36]You know she poked a hole in that condom. 比如說 她在避孕套上扎個洞 [30:31.69]l'm not interested in hearing the specifics right now. 啊 我現(xiàn)在真的沒興趣聽這些細節(jié) [30:34.73]- So, you ready for a little nitrous? - No thank you. l want to feel the pain. 那么你準備好了來點麻醉嗎? [30:36.67]不了 謝謝你 [30:39.37]Oh, l hate this girl. What's her name so l can hate her with a name? 我想感受一下疼痛 [30:39.47]哦 我討厭那個女孩 [30:41.63]她叫什么名字? 知道名字 我就有討厭的具體目標了 [30:43.57]- Charlie. - Charlie! Charlie [30:45.67]Charlie? That's funny. Charlie [30:45.81]Charlie? [30:47.84]Dr. Farkas has been dating a Charlie for like two months now. 說來有趣啊 [30:47.96]Farkas醫(yī)生就在和一個叫Charlie的 女孩交往 有兩個月了 [30:51.08]Well, it can't be the same Charlie because she's been with Henry. 哦 不可能是同一個Charlie 因為她正跟Henry交往 [30:54.71]This one's a cute red-head. She makes jewelry. 她有一頭可愛的紅發(fā) [30:56.03]她是做首飾的 [30:57.85]She made all the girls in the office this. l hate it, but Farkas was in. 她給辦公室里所有姑娘都做了這個 [30:59.87]我不喜歡 但Farkas今天在 所以… [31:02.16]Oh, my God! This is Henry's Charlie! - 哦 天哪 這是Henry的那個Charlie - 呃? [31:04.52]l took Dr. Farkas to Charlie's birthday party! 我- 是我?guī)arkas醫(yī)生去參加 Charlie的生日派對的 [31:08.09]Oh, my God! l introduced them! 哦 我的天啊! [31:09.26]是我介紹他們認識的! [31:11.43]So, she's been cheating? Charlie's a cheater! 那么她一直在騙我們? [31:12.80]Charlie是個騙子! [31:15.10]You know what? Forget l said anything. 你知道嗎? [31:18.24]l just keep talking when l shouldn't be talking. 忘了我剛才說的話吧 [31:18.29]我總是在不該說話的時候亂說 [31:20.81]- A little of me goes a long way. - Do you know what this means? 坦白說 我是八卦了點 [31:23.98]- No. - Maybe the baby isn't Henry's! 你知道這意味著什么? [31:24.14]不知道 唔- 呃 [31:25.09]這個孩子可能不是Henry的! [31:31.95]So Henry, call me back. l really need to talk to you. Henry 給我回個電話 我真的需要跟你談談 [31:35.59]Leaving a message on his cell? 你只給他的手機留了口信兒? [31:37.36]You're telling the man you love his girlfriend's baby might not be his. 你要告訴你所愛的那個男人 他女朋友肚子里的孩子可能不是他的-- [31:41.13]Would Reese Witherspoon leave a message? Reese Witherspoon(著名女影星) 會給他的手機留口信嗎? [31:43.43]- Reese Witherspoon? - Or Drew Barrymore? Reese Witherspoon? [31:45.70]No, l don't think those women are calling Henry. 或者Drew Barrymore(著名女影星)? [31:45.95]不 我- 我不-- 我不認為 這些女人會給Henry打電話 [31:48.30]They're halfway to the airport to stop that plane and declare their love! 不 她們一定會立馬出發(fā)去機場 [31:49.66]去阻止那趟班機 大聲地向她們愛的男人告白! [31:54.01]Maybe l do escape to the movies more often than l should, but 好吧 也許我是執(zhí)著于電影情節(jié) 太過了點 [31:57.21]- this is your movie, Betty! - lt is? - 但這就是你的電影 Betty - 是嗎? [31:59.58]- Your chance for the happy ending! - Yeah! - 這是爭取你所希望的幸福的機會 - 沒錯! [32:02.58]Go home and put on some totally cute top and run a brush through that hair, 現(xiàn)在回家去 打理出你最可愛的裝扮 [32:06.45]or maybe a hat, and go and stop that plane! 梳梳你的長發(fā)… [32:06.61]或者戴頂帽子 然后去阻止那趟班機! [32:09.19]You're Drew Barrymore! 你就是Drew Barrymore [32:10.69]好的! [32:12.26]l have my nephew's show tonight, l don't know Henry's flight number. 等等 我今晚得去 看我侄子的表演 而且-- [32:14.02]而且我不知道Henry的航班號 [32:15.90]- What about security? - Drew Barrymore! 安檢怎么辦? 我-- [32:16.70]Drew Barrymore! [32:25.44]- Lorraine, l need graphics! - Coming right up, Ms. Slater. Lorraine 把圖表拿給我 [32:28.13]馬上就來 Slater女士 [32:29.84]What happened to you, Lorraine? You suddenly seem more feminine. 你怎么了 Lorraine? [32:31.73]你突然變得溫柔多了 [32:33.98]Fabia fired me. No explanation. Fabia把我給炒了 沒有理由 [32:36.42]She just put out a cigarette on my arm and said ''Get out!'' 她就朝我的胳膊扔了根香煙 然后喊道 滾出去! [32:39.85]So, l'm free and ready to come back to work, if you'll have me. 所以 我自由了 而且隨時準備回來效力… [32:44.12]Well, you do already know how l like my coffee. 只要你需要我的話 [32:44.98]哦 你早就知道 我是多么喜歡自己的咖啡 [32:47.83]Not to mention your plot to destroy Daniel 更別提你要花多大精力 去搞垮Daniel [32:50.10]and convince Bradford to divorce Claire and marry you so you could take over. 說服Bradford與Claire離婚 [32:51.83]然后娶你 這樣你才能接手Meade集團 [32:55.07]Yeah, that, too. Welcome back, darling. 哦 是啊 的確如此 [32:56.87]歡迎回來 親愛的 [32:58.40]So, what's on the agenda? 那么… [33:00.87]A wedding to plan, June 1 6th is around the corner, l have to get my shoes dyed. 日程表是如何安排的? [33:01.11]我們得安排好婚禮計劃 女士 [33:02.76]6月16號馬上就要到了 [33:05.41]l changed the wedding. We aren't getting married until November. 而我的鞋子還得染色呢 [33:05.59]實際上 我更改了婚禮的時間 [33:07.16]Bradford和我要到11月才會結婚 [33:09.12]What? But l thought you wanted... 什么? 但我以為你想… [33:12.89]- Willie... - What? Willie [33:15.39]Did you give Fabia back the 1 6th in exchange for me? 什么? [33:15.69]你是用16號的婚禮向Fabia換回我的? [33:18.76]l just realized that my colors 我只是意識到 我的膚色 更適合秋天的婚禮 [33:21.83]were better suited for a fall wedding. [33:31.50]- You did not just hug me. - Of course l didn't. 就這么抱抱我就完了? [33:33.02]當然不是… [33:40.98]And l never told anybody this, but his name was Bill Cosby. 我從沒跟任何人講過這個 他的名字叫Bill Cosby [33:46.02]You didn't. 你不是吧 [33:47.35]l have the audio tape to prove it. 我有磁帶為證 [33:49.26]He has a very distinctive voice. 他的嗓音非常獨特 [33:51.89]You know, we've been talking a lot about me. 你瞧… [33:53.83]我們已經談了我的很多事了 [33:57.66]- And it's been fun... - You want to know one of my secrets? 也很有意思 [33:59.05]好吧 你是想知道我的秘密嗎? [34:01.23]You want to kiss me, don't you? 你想吻我 對嗎? [34:03.70]Back in Scotland, l have a husband. 在蘇格蘭的時候 我有個丈夫 [34:07.84]- You just got 1 0% more interesting. - He's an insurance auditor. 嗚! 只比剛才好玩10%而已 [34:11.71]- OK, five percent. - Oh, believe me, it was less. 他是個保險審計師 [34:11.82]好吧 只有5%了 [34:14.45]The only time it got exciting was when he'd come home drunk 哦 相信我 比這還要不好玩 [34:14.60]你瞧 唯一值得激動的時候 就是他喝醉了酒回家 [34:17.55]and he'd start throwing the furniture around. 他就開始亂扔家具 [34:20.09]So one morning, l woke up, 所以 有天早晨我醒來后 [34:23.22]l made Stuart his breakfast, and off l went to the airport. 我給Stuart做了早飯 然后就離開去了機場 [34:27.33]To this day, he has no idea where l am. 直到今天 他也不知道我去哪兒了 [34:31.83]There is so much more to you than that accent. 這事對你來說比那獨特口音 (對我來說)厲害多了 [34:36.57]- You can kiss me now if you want to. - You are all about sex, aren't you? 如果你想的話 現(xiàn)在就可以吻我 [34:38.54]老天! 你滿腦子就想著做愛 是嗎? [34:40.41]You do not have one secret that's not about sex. 你沒有一個秘密不是關于性愛的 [34:45.55]l do have one. 哦 不 我還真有一個(與性愛無關的) [34:47.41]The woman whose room this is... was a friend of my family's. 這房間的女主人是我家的一位朋友 [34:52.15]What? You knew Fey Sommers before you got this job? 什么? [34:53.75]你來這兒工作前就認識Fey Sommers了? [34:56.19]lt's how l got this job. 這就是我能得到這份工作的原因 [34:58.26]My dad handled her money. 我父親幫她理財 [35:00.49]And he asked her to hook me up after my acting career... hit a bit of a snag 他求她在我結束演員生涯后 給我份工作… [35:06.00]and voila, the birth of lifetime receptionist Amanda Tanen. 遇到點麻煩 然后 你瞧-- [35:07.87]一輩子前臺小姐命的 Amanda Tanen就橫空出世了 [35:11.54]We should toast to secrets. 我們該為這些秘密干杯 [35:17.38]Empty. 酒沒了 [35:21.45]Up we go... 快爬起來 [35:29.86]Hello. 乖乖 [35:35.83]Hey, how you doing? l'm looking for something for my kid. 嘿 你好嗎? [35:37.29]我在給我兒子找點東西 [35:39.27]He's in a school play. l don't know, like a card or something. 他 呃 他要在學校表舞臺劇 [35:40.60]我不知道 大概是像-- 像卡片之類的東西 [35:42.47]He's always wanted those teeth whitening strips. 嘿 你知道嗎? 他一直想要 那些牙齒增白貼片 [35:45.20]We're all out. You should go. 我們已經打烊了 你快走吧 [35:48.41]Oye, chico, what are you talking about? 噢 Chico 你在說什么呢? [35:59.92]Don't move! 不許動 [36:10.90]Ooh, ooh! Try today's date. 哦 哦 哦! 試試今天的日期 [36:13.63]Why would Fey Sommers use today's date? Fey Sommers干嘛要用今天的日期? [36:16.20]You tell me! 你說呢! [36:17.50]We've tried her birthday, we've tried her address... 好吧 我們試了她的生日 試了她的地址 [36:21.64]Her measurements. 哦! 她的身材尺寸 [36:22.88]- l don't know them. - l do. Her real ones. - 我不知道啊 - 我知道! [36:24.83]她的真實尺寸! [36:30.32]- (both gasp) - Ooh! 噢 里面有些什么? [36:31.85]What's in there? l want money and jewelry! - 我希望是錢和珠寶 - 看起來象是她的日記 [36:34.19]- Looks like her diary. - Reading? What else is there? 呃 有什么好看的? 還有什么? [36:37.82]Just a lot of photos. Look, who's the fat baby? - 只有些照片 - 噢 瞧 這胖寶寶是誰? [36:41.56]Wait, that's me. 等等 那是我 [36:45.20]Why would Fey have pictures of me in her safe? 為什么Fey要把我的照片 放在她的保險箱里? [36:49.44]- What? - lt's a birth certificate. 怎么了? [36:50.48]這是份出生證明 [36:52.74]lt says Fey Sommers was your mother. 上面說Fey Sommers是你的母親 [37:13.96](labored breathing) [37:20.27]Excuse me, sir... 打擾一下 長官? [37:22.30]Excuse me! We have a situation back here! 打擾一下 [37:23.53]我們后面有點情況 [37:25.61]This woman is a diabetic and she is going into hypoglycemic shock! 這個女人有糖尿病 她快因血糖過低而休克了 [37:30.71](man) All right, everyone stay seated. l'm coming back with a med kit. 好吧 大家都待在位子上坐好 [37:32.72]我拿藥箱過去 [37:36.58]OK, stay still... 好了… [37:37.87]待著別動 [37:40.99]- Let go of me! - Get his gun! Get the damn gun! 嘿! [37:41.17]- 放開我! - 快拿槍! 拿走那該死的槍! [37:43.82]You're going to have to stop struggling, sir, because this is happening. 你最好放棄抵抗 長官 因為這已成定局! [37:51.73]OK, we're almost at the hospital, Daniel. Stay with me. 好了 我們就快到醫(yī)院了 Daniel [37:53.71]堅持住 [37:56.40]You know, l never wanted us to end up like this. 要知道 我從未想過我們會這樣結束 [38:00.57]l mean, you're my kid brother. 我是說 你是我親愛的弟弟 [38:03.81]l don't know how all this got so screwed up but l... 我不知道事情怎么會弄成這樣 但是… [38:07.48]...l really want us to be there for each other again. 我真的希望我們能再次相互扶持 [38:12.72]Wow. You're driving really fast. 哇 你開得可夠快的 [38:15.96]- Yeah, what's the matter with these... - You should probably slow down. 是啊 這有什么大不了… [38:18.32]你最好開慢點 [38:21.36]l can't. 我慢不下來 [38:25.83]- Oh, God! The brakes! Son of a bitch! - What... - 哦 我的天啊! 剎車! - 什么? 怎么了? 怎么了? [38:28.40]He cut the brakes on Bradford's car! 該死的! 他剪斷了 Bradford車子的剎車線! [38:34.17]- (Alexis) Oh, my God! - (car crashing) 哦 天啊! [38:39.88](singing Something's Coming) * could it be? Yes,it could * (有可能嗎? 自有可能) [38:42.01]* something's coming, something good* (茲有佳音 正待臨門) [38:44.90]* if I can wait * (但待我等) [38:47.42]* something's coming * (佳音即臨) [38:48.96]* I don't know what it is * (何事但須我問) [38:50.93]* but it is gonna be great * (定會精彩絕倫) [38:55.20]* with a click, with a shock * (成事已定 不驚風浪) [38:57.77]* phone'll jingle, door'll knock * (話鈴兒響 門鈴兒唱) [38:59.94]* open the latch around the corner * (開啟轉角之門) [39:08.21]* or whistling down the river * (憑河唱游隨人) [39:13.65]* come on,deliver to me * (來吧 但須由我) [39:23.66]* it's only just out of reach down the block,on a beach * (佳音近在咫尺 觸手可及) [39:28.10]* maybe tonight * (今夜定成) [39:36.74]- Hurry up! - Don't hurt him! 快點! [39:38.31]別傷害他! [39:50.95]- (gunshot) - (gasp) [40:02.33]l need the gate number for the 9:00 flight to Tucson. 我要查一下9點飛往圖森的班機… 是哪個登機門 [40:05.20]- (loud knocking at door) - Just one more minute! 稍等一下! [40:09.64]Oh, l'm sorry. l thought you were my cab. 哦 抱歉 我還以為是我叫的出租車 [40:14.07]l'm looking for a Hilda Suarez. 我要找一個叫Hilda Suarez的 [40:21.68](pilot) Flight attendants, please prepare for departure. 乘務員 請做好起飛準備 [40:38.00]l didn't believe hard enough. 我沒想到這么難 [40:40.90]Loving is enough. 有愛情就夠了 [40:43.70](Justin) Not here. They won't let us be. 不能在這里 [40:45.77]他們容不下我們 [40:48.64](girl) Then we'll get away. 那我們就離開 [40:51.51]Yes, we can. We will. 是的 我們可以 [40:54.62]我們會離開的 [41:10.20]There was a gun. He got shot. 發(fā)生了槍擊事件 [41:11.32]* hold my hand and we'll halfway there * (執(zhí)我之手 即近吾欲) [41:16.80]No! * Hold my hand and I'll take you there * (執(zhí)我之手 必至吾欲) [41:23.44]No, Betty! No! No! No! No! No! 不… Betty… [41:24.69]* Somehow… * (無論…) 不! 不! [41:27.85]( Somewhere from West Side Story) * Someday… * (何時…) [41:32.35](sobbing) * Somewhere… * (何地…)

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