聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)-摩登家庭第二季 第21集：感人的母親節(jié)

Okay, okay.Here she comes!

好了好了 她來(lái)了

Happy mother's day...oh!

母親節(jié)快樂(lè) 哇噢

What are you wearing?

你穿著這是什么東西

You don't remember this shirt?

你不記得這件T恤了

You made it for me for mother's day in kindergarten.

你還在上幼兒園時(shí) 你送我的母親節(jié)禮物

- It's adorable. - It's perverted.

太可愛了-太邪惡了

It looks like you were felt up

感覺(jué)就像你被

- By that creepy guy around the coner. - Ew! Why him?

街角那個(gè)變態(tài)給騷擾了-為什么是那個(gè)人

cause he's got, like, freakishly tiny hands.

只有他有雙畸形的小手

Thank you!

別瞎說(shuō)

I cannot believe you kept that shirt.

真不敢相信你居然還留著這件T恤

Of course I kept it. I'm your mother.

我當(dāng)然會(huì)留著 我是你的母親

I keep everything you make me.

你做的任何東西我都留著

Please take that off.

求你脫下吧

Oh, when I'm dead.

除非我死了

Today is my special day,

今天是我的節(jié)日

And I am gonna enjoy me some coffee.

現(xiàn)在我品嘗一下咖啡

- You know that's a pencil holder, right? - Oh, I do now.

你應(yīng)該知道那是個(gè)筆筒吧-現(xiàn)在知道了

Go first.

你先來(lái)

- No, you can go first. - Manny, go first!

-不 你先來(lái) -曼尼 別磨蹭了

No, Jay, you go first.

不要 杰 你先來(lái)

Ah, somebody give me a present!

別鬧了 速度上繳禮物

Oh, Jay, a diamond necklace!

天啊 杰 鉆石項(xiàng)鏈

Thank you!

謝謝你

You deserve it.

你應(yīng)得的

Go ahead, kid.

送吧 孩子

Happy mother's day, mom.

母親節(jié)快樂(lè) 媽媽

A necklace made of the froot loops!

果味麥圈項(xiàng)鏈

I love it!

我愛死它了

I know they're not exactly diamonds, mom.

我知道比不上鉆石的 媽媽

No, they're beautiful.

哪有 它們漂亮極了

You know what? I got a confession to make.

等等 我要懺悔一下

Those aren't real diamonds. No.

那些不是真的鉆石 假的

Here, give them back. I'll get you some real ones later.

還給我 回頭我給你買真的

Dang it. Now I got to come clean.

該死 我也要澄清一下

These aren't real froot loops. They're generic.

那些不是真的果味麥圈 是無(wú)廠家的偽劣產(chǎn)品

Now I have no presents again.

到手的鴨子都飛了

Good morning!

早上好

Hey, what's this?

這是什么

Well, I know you've had some late nights with Lily,

我知道你為了照顧莉莉 有時(shí)不得不晚睡

And this is just my way of saying "Thank you" And "I love you."

這是我向你表達(dá)愛意和謝意的方式

Oh, thank you.

謝謝你

And this is just the beginning.

好戲才剛剛開始

Yeah, 'cause today is your day.

沒(méi)錯(cuò) 因?yàn)榻裉焓悄愕墓?jié)日

Today?

今天

All day.

一整天哦

Today. Today is my day.

今天 今天是我的節(jié)日

Something's happening.

感覺(jué)開始不對(duì)路了

- It mother's day, Mitchell. - So?

今天是母親節(jié)-那又如何

You're bringing me breakfast in bed on mother's day.

你在母親節(jié)給我端上了這份豐盛的早餐

Okay, no, no, this is not a mother's day breakfast.

別這么想 這不是母親節(jié)特供早餐

This is breakfast that happens to be on --

只是正好今天是母親節(jié)

You think of me as Lily's mother!

你把我看作是是莉莉的媽媽

- I'm your wife! I'm a woman!! - What?

-當(dāng)我是你的老婆 當(dāng)我是女人 -你說(shuō)什么

Honestly, I'm a little offended that he accused me of that.

說(shuō)實(shí)話 他這么責(zé)備我有點(diǎn)不爽

I'm acally very sensitive to that issue.

實(shí)際上 我對(duì)那個(gè)話題十分敏感

Like I would ever treat my partner as a woman.

好像我有把我的伴侶當(dāng)成過(guò)女人一樣

Somebody got new curtains.

貌似有人換了新窗簾哦

Well, Mrs. Pritchett loves to shop.

沒(méi)辦法 普里契特夫人喜歡購(gòu)物

Oh, we're never gonna be done by 6:00.

看來(lái)6點(diǎn)之前是走不了了

Better call home.

最好先打個(gè)電話回家

The wife's not gonna like this.

不然老婆會(huì)不高興的

Sometimes I think he just wants to be mad at me.

有時(shí)我覺(jué)得他就喜歡沖我發(fā)火

- I can't eat! - Okay, you know what?

我吃不下-好吧 隨你便

If you can't accept the nice gesture,

既然你不領(lǐng)我的情

Then just forget it.

那拉倒好了

Okay, scratch the balloons. She is in a mood.

那氣球放起來(lái) 她正在鬧別扭呢

I asked claire what she wanted for mother's day,

我問(wèn)克萊爾她母親節(jié)想要什么

And she said, "Take a hike."

她說(shuō)"滾得遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)的"

It's not like that.

當(dāng)然不是對(duì)我說(shuō)的

She's -- she's just bananas for walking around in nature.

她只是癡迷于行走在大自然間

Um, so, she and -- and gloria

所以 她和歌洛莉亞

Are taking the kids up the canyon

帶孩子們?nèi)ゴ髰{谷

Um,and jay and I are, uh, throwing on the aprons

我和杰呢 就穿上圍裙

And preparing a mother day feast.

為她們準(zhǔn)備一個(gè)母親節(jié)盛宴

It's...

這嘛

It's gonna be fun.

肯定會(huì)非常有趣

I know you want to leave me

我知道你想要離我而去

- But I refuse to -- - We're not doing that.

可我不愿意-廚房禁止雜耍

You know there are coyotes in these woods?

你應(yīng)該知道這片樹林里有狼出沒(méi)吧

Did you pack a weapon?

你帶武器了嗎

I have a walking stick.

我有跟拐杖

Does it become a sword?

它能當(dāng)劍使嗎

I guess it could become a running stick.

我感覺(jué)它能變成助跑拐杖吧

All right, you're gonna outrun a coyote?

好吧 你的意思是你能跑過(guò)

The fastest mammal in the world?

世界上最快的哺乳動(dòng)物土狼嗎

I'm not sure that's true.

我不確定我是否有這能耐

And how are you gonna fend them off with a popsicle stick?

那你要怎么用冰棍棒擊退它們呢

It's a spear.

這是個(gè)矛

And it smells like lemon-lime,

還是一個(gè)酸橙味的矛

A flavor coyotes hate.

土狼討厭這個(gè)味道

Where are you getting your information?

你從哪兒知道這么多

How much farther?

還有多遠(yuǎn)

Well, I'd like to go far enough

我想走遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)

that we can't still see our car in the parking lot.

遠(yuǎn)到看不見我們停車場(chǎng)里的車

I'm getting dust in my mouth.

我已經(jīng)滿嘴灰了

- You have to appreciate nature. - Yes.

你要對(duì)大自然心懷感恩-是的

Soon, this will be the mall.

這里很快就變成購(gòu)物中心了

- I'll come then. - I'm hungry.

那時(shí)候我再來(lái)吧-我餓了

要不有啥宰啥 宰啥吃啥

I say we eat what we kill.你

Oh, then I guess we'll be eating the mood.

那估計(jì)下肚的是我們的心情

I don't get you at all.

我跟你完全無(wú)法交流

I know.

我知道

Oh, is that the party over there?

那里是有派對(duì)嗎

I don't know. I'm a woman, remember?

我不知道 我是個(gè)女人 記得嗎

I have a terrible sense of direction.

我的方向感極差

May I remind you that my big crime

允許我重申一下 我最大的錯(cuò)誤就是

was making you fluffy pancakes, okay?

給你做了松軟的煎餅 行了不

I'm getting a little sick of you dwelling on this.

你揪著這事喋喋不休的煩死了

It happens to be Mother's Day, not Martyr's Day.

今天是母親節(jié) 不是折磨日

Mitchell.

米奇爾

I'm sorry. It's just a sensitive issue for me.

我錯(cuò)了 這對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)是個(gè)敏感的事情

Okay.

行了

There's nothing gays hate more than when people...

同志最討厭的事情莫過(guò)于

- treat us like women. - Treat us like women.

人們把我們當(dāng)作女人-人們把我們當(dāng)作女人

We're not.

我們是純爺兒們

We don't want to go to your baby shower.

我們不想去你們的嬰兒洗禮

We don't have a time of the month.

我們不會(huì)來(lái)"大姨媽"

We don't love pink.

我們也不是粉色控

Well, you love pink.

但是你喜愛粉色

- No, pink loves me. - Okay.

-不 是粉色喜歡我 -好吧

- Hey, guys! - Hey! So...

伙計(jì)們好啊-你好 那是...

That's Jen, husband Rick, baby Diego.

那是珍 老公叫瑞克 小孩叫迪亞哥

I don't get it either.

我也不熟

Hey, Jen. Let me help you with that.

珍 我來(lái)幫你

Rick! How you doing?

瑞克 你好啊

We should do play group on weekends more often.

我們周末應(yīng)該多搞點(diǎn)團(tuán)隊(duì)活動(dòng)

It's nice to have the husbands around to help, right?

有老公在身邊幫忙就是好 對(duì)吧

Oh, yeah, because that makes all the sense in the world --

是啊 因?yàn)檫@讓全世界都覺(jué)得

You as the husband.

你才是丈夫

Stop it. That's not what she meant.

行了 她不是那意思

Look at us. I could snap you like a twig.

瞧瞧我們 我都可以把你那小身板給折斷

Okay, every once in a while you say that thing about the twig,

夠了 每隔段時(shí)間你就拿我的小身板出來(lái)說(shuō)

- And I need you to know that it bothers me. - Sorry.

你要知道這讓我很反感-對(duì)不起

Okay, everybody. Happy Mother's Day!

好了 各位 母親節(jié)快樂(lè)

I know I speak for all the guys

我代表所有的男士們

when I say thank you for everything you do

感謝你們?cè)谖覀兿掳囡L(fēng)流快活的時(shí)候

while we're off having affairs.

所默默付出的一切

I'm kidding. I'll pay for that later.

開玩笑的 我待會(huì)兒回家跪搓衣板

Uh, let's get the moms and kids together for a picture!

我們先為媽媽和寶貝們拍張合影

No, let's go. Let's get out of here.

完了 走 快走

Leave the stroller and run.

手推車不要了 趕緊跑

Cam, stop. No one's going to ask you to --

小卡 停下 沒(méi)人會(huì)叫你去

Cameron, get on up here.

卡梅隆 快過(guò)來(lái)

I don't know. You guys just go ahead.

不用了吧 你們先拍吧

- You're an honorary mom! - Oh, I don't know.

你可是名譽(yù)媽媽-也不是啦

Uh, okay, all right.

好吧好吧

- Unhand me. - Get over there.

放手-快過(guò)去吧

That's -- that's...

這不太合適吧

Okay, tighten up, tighten up.

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