丑女貝蒂第一季10

[00:00.00]美劇MP3+LRC 12.09.02 13:54:26 [00:01.16]- (Justin) Previously on Ugly Betty: - Hi, Dad. [00:04.10]What happened to that shrimp l saw last time l was here? [00:06.94]That was a year ago. [00:08.34]- Hey. - Hey. [00:10.41]Are you telling me that you are ready to settle down? [00:15.94]l couldn't tell her what she wanted to hear, Betty. [00:19.58]lt wasn't a very good Thanksgiving. [00:42.37](Betty) Oh, you're up. 哦 你醒了! [00:45.34]- (gasping) - Good morning. 哦 [00:46.32]哦 [00:47.17]早上好 [00:49.64]What am l doing here? 我怎么會在這里? [00:51.11]l picked you up from a bar on Union Square last night. 昨晚我從聯(lián)合廣場的一家酒吧里 接你過來的 [00:55.05]Apparently, you sampled a lot of their fancy Scotches. 很顯然 你品嘗了他們很多的 花式蘇格蘭酒 [00:58.42]- And... what happened after that? - l showed up to take you home, 然后… [01:00.54]后-- 后來呢? [01:02.86]but remembered that it's easy to choke on your own vomit, 我去送你回家 但接著我想起來 你很可能會被自己的嘔吐物噎死 [01:05.79]you live alone, so l brought you here. 而你是一個人住 所以我把你帶到這兒來了 [01:07.67]哦 [01:12.27]- You slept... where? - ln your arms. 你睡在… [01:13.38]哪里? [01:14.46]你懷里啊 [01:18.14]Relax! l'm kidding. On the couch, downstairs. 別緊張 我開玩笑的 [01:19.63]我睡在樓下的沙發(fā)上 [01:21.68]Oh, great. l mean... thanks. 哦 太好了 [01:22.99]我是說 謝謝 [01:26.01]So how are you feeling? 你現(xiàn)在感覺如何? [01:27.55]Like, kinda... Like my tongue is wearing a sweater. 覺得 我的舌頭 就好像套了個套子 [01:30.92]Could you please not do that? 你可以別這么做嗎? [01:33.49]How did things go with Sofia? 和Sofia怎么了? [01:36.26]Sofia left with her perfect boyfriend. Sofia離開了… [01:38.16]跟她那完美的男朋友一起 那個有著 完美下巴的家伙 可能向她求婚了 [01:40.63]Who probably proposed to her with his perfect chin. [01:44.63]What? 什么? [01:46.07]She wants a family, Betty. She wants to settle down. 她想要個家 Betty [01:47.59]她想安定下來 開一輛有后座的車(要幾個孩子) [01:49.37]- Drive a car with a back seat. - That doesn't sound so terrible. [01:51.92]聽起來沒那么糟 [01:54.11]lt does when she doesn't see you as the guy she wants to do that with. 糟的是她沒把你當成 要一起在實現(xiàn)這個愿望的人 [01:59.81]l'm not that guy, am l? 我不是那個人 對嗎? [02:01.65](sighing) Maybe you could just stick to girls who love two-seaters. 我是說 也許你可以只跟 那種喜歡兩座車的女孩在一起 [02:06.12]You never called back that one Danish girl. 你從沒給那個丹麥女孩回電話 [02:08.49]Don't try and fix this, Betty. 別試圖安慰我了 Betty [02:11.13]- l lost her. - l'm not trying to fix it. 我失去她了 [02:12.48]我沒想安慰你 [02:14.26]l'm just saying... look at me. 我只是說 看看我 [02:16.33]Last summer l was mopping up at a cat hospital. 去年我還在寵物貓醫(yī)院拿拖把 [02:18.93]Today, l'm an executive assistant at Mode magazine. 現(xiàn)在 我是“時尚”雜志的執(zhí)行助理了 [02:22.00]A lot can change in a short time. 短時間內(nèi)也會有大變化 [02:24.94]- (gasps) Oh. - Don't... don't choke, don't choke. 別噎住了 [02:27.00]別噎住了 [02:30.68]No, stay. 不要 別動 [02:37.82]l don't get it. lt was a holiday! 我不明白 那可是節(jié)日 [02:39.75]Clearly, some people thought it would be an ideal time 很顯然 有人認為那是拿我的辦公室 開狂歡晚會的好時機 [02:42.59]to use my office as a prom limo. [02:44.26](scoffs) Animals! What'd they do? 畜生 [02:46.83]They polished off six gift baskets, rifled through my drawers 他們做什么了? [02:46.98]他們吃了六個禮盒 洗劫了我的抽屜 還在我的辦公桌上打電話 [02:50.80]and made phone calls from my desk. [02:53.77]What's wrong with people? 人們都出什么問題了? [02:56.54]Wouldn't they be satisfied with watching the parade 他們難道就不能只看看游行 看看“音樂之聲” 就像80年代一樣? [02:59.34]and The Sound of Music for the 80th time? [03:01.88]ls that how you spent your holidays, Marc? Marc 你就這么過節(jié)日的? [03:04.05]ln Schenectady. With my family. 跟我家人一起在Schenectady [03:06.41]And you came back...? 你回來的時間… [03:07.68]Right before the von Trapps escaped the Nazis. 呃 在Von Trapps 從納粹那里逃出來之前 [03:10.08]lf l leave before Edelweiss, l can be at home and in bed by midnight. 要是在“雪絨花”(“音樂之聲”插曲)之前走 我能在午夜前回到家并上床睡覺 [03:13.42]Marc... l found this under my chaise. Marc 我在我的躺椅下找到了這個 [03:19.23]Why are you calling me from the office? 你干嗎從辦公室給我打電話? [03:24.30]She knows we called from the office. 她知道我們從辦公室打的電話 [03:26.20](phone ringing) [03:30.37](Amanda gasping) [03:37.01]Who, on this staff, would willingly eat something 這里的員工 有誰會愿意吃這種 每一份就有15克脂肪的東西呢? [03:40.58]that's 1 5 grams of fat per serving? [03:44.59]Uh... Gee... 啊 哦 咦 嗯… [03:46.29]- You know... - (phone ringing) [03:48.22]l'll get it. You study the teeth imprints. 我來接 [03:49.66]你好好研究這牙印 [03:54.93]Hello? Ah, Bradford. How was your holiday? 喂? [03:56.35]哦 Bradford [03:57.49]你休假過得如何啊? [04:00.40]Oh, no. l'll... l'll turn it on now. 哦 不 我… [04:01.99]我現(xiàn)在就看 [04:06.01]Word has it that Tim, Chloe and baby Chutney 有傳言說 Tim Chloe和小Chutney寶寶 會在去Prague的途中在紐約短暫停留 [04:09.11]will stop in Gotham for a layover on their way to Prague. [04:12.41]Does this mean that New Yorkers will be the first to lay eyes 這是否意味著 紐約人會有幸 第一個看到這個神秘小姑娘呢? [04:15.75]on the mysterious baby girl? l hope so. [04:18.62]This New Yorker is starting to think that Miss Chloe 我希望是 因為紐約人想知道Chloe小姐 是否是在“照顧”一大塊瑞士奶酪呢? [04:21.46]has been nursing a fat slab of Swiss cheese. [04:24.83]Wait, are you saying they chose us to reveal baby Chutney? 等等 你是說 他們讓我們 曝光小Chutney寶寶嗎? [04:28.13](gasps) Fabulous. 太棒了 [04:30.93]There's writer contracts that l have to get out today. - 今天有個作者的和約 我必須出去 - 我以為這是個帶薪假期呢 [04:33.74]l thought it was a paid holiday. [04:35.44]- l'm only gonna be there till noon. - Right. 我只要上午在那兒就可以了 [04:37.91]Dad, we've got deadlines and Daniel's been... distracted. 好吧 [04:38.11]爸爸 最后期限要到了 而Daniel又心煩意亂的 [04:41.34]lf l wait until Monday to finish, it'll be too late. 如果我到周一才完成這些文件的話 那就太晚了 [04:44.05]How does your boss take coffee, on the rocks? 你老板要怎么喝咖啡? 加冰塊? [04:46.35]Shh. Dad, please, just let him sleep. l'm sure l'll be back before he gets up. 噓 爸爸 拜托 [04:48.33]就讓他睡吧 [04:49.33]我保證他起來前我一定回來 [04:51.39]Oh, but if l'm not, just offer him breakfast. Be nice. 哦 如果我沒回來 記得給他吃早飯 [04:54.82]Oh, and whatever you do, don't talk about last night. 友好點 [04:54.65]還有不論你做什么 別提昨天晚上 不要提她的名字 [04:57.99]Don't mention her name. He's in really bad shape. 他真的很糟糕呢 [05:00.63]- Who is this woman, anyway? - What, you don't recognize me? 這女人是誰啊? [05:02.55]什么? [05:04.53]l'm Memoir of a Geisha... before she shaved. 你不認得我了? [05:04.92]我是“藝妓回憶錄”… [05:06.57]她刮胡子之前啊 [05:08.47]l miss the good old days when you snuck out in the middle of the night. 我有點懷念你半夜 偷偷溜出去的好日子了 [05:12.04]- Oh, but then we would've missed this. - (chuckling) 哦 那個時候我們可不喜歡 [05:14.81]What do you think, Betty? Can you put me on the cover of your magazine? 你覺得怎么樣 Betty? [05:16.64]我能上你們雜志封面嗎? [05:18.38]l don't have much say about what goes on the cover. Sorry. 封面上登什么 我可沒法說 [05:21.35]- Goodbye. - (lgnacio) Bye. 抱歉了 [05:21.34]再見 [05:23.38]- You staying for breakfast? - Yeah, sure. Smells great. 再見 [05:23.47]你 留下吃早飯? [05:25.86]嗯 當然了 [05:27.16]聞起來真好 [05:29.79]You're a guest in this house. 這個房子里 你是客人 [05:39.00]Sofia? Sofia? [05:41.80]Hola, Betty. What's wrong? 你好 Betty [05:44.04]Nothing. l just didn't expect to see anybody here today. 怎么回事? [05:44.04]哦 沒什么 [05:45.00]我只是沒想到今天在這里會碰到人 [05:47.11]When you're launching a magazine in six weeks, no one gets a Friday off. 當你要在六個禮拜內(nèi)發(fā)行雜志的時候 你周五就沒法休息 [05:51.75]ls Daniel coming in too? Daniel也會來嗎? [05:54.65]Um... l... l'm not sure. 嗯 我不能肯定 [05:57.75]Hmm. [05:59.42]- l'm leaving him a note. - Well, l'll tell him you stopped by. 我給他留個條 [06:00.93]我會告訴他你來過 [06:04.86]Betty, l've left him three messages since yesterday. Betty 從昨晚起 我給他留了三個信息 他一個電話都沒回過 [06:08.13]And he has not returned one of my phone calls. [06:10.70]- And l'm leaving tonight for Maine. - What's in Maine? 而今晚我要去Maine [06:13.74]Hunter found some house. Six bedrooms, huge porch. 去Maine干什么? [06:13.78]Hunter找到了房子-- 有六個臥室 大門廊 [06:17.51]Says it's the perfect place to raise our future family. 說是 一個我建立我未來家庭的 理想場所 [06:20.48]Sounds nice. 聽起來不錯 [06:21.84]Yeah, knowing Hunter, he probably found some old captain 對 要知道Hunter 他可能找了些老船長 本周末為我們在捕蝦船上主婚呢 [06:25.61]to marry us in a lobster boat, this weekend. [06:28.72]- Marry. - Mmm-hmm. 主婚? [06:31.99]Great. Congratulations. Don't forget to pack your Dramamine. 太好了 [06:32.74]恭喜了 [06:33.57]不要忘了帶上暈船藥 [06:38.93]Betty... l don't know what to do. Betty 我不知道該怎么做 [06:43.36]Listen. 聽著 我都不能肯定我想去 [06:46.40]l'm not sure l even want to go. [06:50.87]- Why? - Well, it's complicated. 為什么? [06:52.37]嗯 這很復雜 [06:54.28]A month ago... 一個月前 我還不認識Daniel [06:57.01]...l didn't know Daniel. [06:58.75]Well, have you told him? Does he know how you feel? 你告訴他了嗎? [07:01.55]Daniel? 他知道你的感覺嗎? [07:02.85]Daniel ''So-many-women, so-little-time'' Meade? Daniel? [07:02.86]“女人太多 時間太少”的Daniel Meade? [07:07.16]l don't think it would matter. 我不覺得這有必要 [07:10.06]- Do you? - What? No. l don't know. 你覺得呢? [07:11.47]什么? 我- 我不知道 [07:13.16]l... l just came here to work. l'm working. 我- 我來這兒只是工作的 [07:15.80]l have to get back to work. 我- 我在工作 [07:15.75]我要去工作了 [07:19.60]Me too. l've got a plane to catch. 我也是 [07:20.99]還要趕飛機呢 [07:28.44](Hilda) Papi, can you bring a plate for Justin? - 嘿 爸爸 給Justin帶一個 - 馬上好 [07:30.95]- (lgnacio) Coming right up. - Don't forget the salt, please. - 哦 別忘了加調(diào)味醬 - 知道了 [07:34.25]- (lgnacio) Yep. - (exhaling deeply) [07:37.22](Justin) So, what are we putting under our tree? 那么 我們在樹下放什么呢? 什么都不放? [07:39.62]- Nothing? - Maybe we won't have one this year. 也許 也許今年我們連樹都沒有 [07:42.22]Not everybody has a Christmas tree, right? 不是每人都有圣誕樹的 對嗎? [07:44.56]Sure. But they're Jewish. 當然 但那是猶太人 [07:50.90]We're putting every penny towards helping Papi. Do you hear me? 我們要用每一分錢來幫爸爸 [07:54.37](Santos) Hilda. One tree is not gonna break the bank. 你聽到了嗎? [07:54.35]Hilda 就一棵樹 不會破產(chǎn)的 [07:57.54]We've always had one. 我們一直都有的 [08:00.37]Hey, boss. 嘿 老板 [08:04.11]- You OK? - Hey, Mr. Suarez. 你還好吧? [08:04.97]嘿 Suarez先生 [08:08.22]How are you? 你好嗎? [08:09.58]l'm cooking. Stay for breakfast. 我在做飯呢 [08:12.72]l'm not much of a breakfast person. l should probably just head home. 留下吃早飯吧 [08:12.75]恩 我不是個常吃早飯的人 [08:16.39]No. 我想我該回去了 [08:16.38]不 [08:17.99]No, no, no, no, no, no. 不 不 不 不 [08:19.76]Betty told me to feed and water you. Betty要我照顧你吃喝 [08:23.03]Stay for coffee. You look like hell. 留下喝杯咖啡吧 [08:25.70]Come on. There you go. 你看起來很糟糕 [08:25.70]來吧 [08:28.00]Come on in and sit down. 這邊走 [08:27.92]進來坐下吧 [08:30.87]Mmm-hmm, how about right there? 這兒怎么樣? [08:34.04]Good job. OK. 不錯 [08:35.42]好了 [08:37.61]l'll get you a plate. 我給你拿個盤子 [08:45.19]Yo, l'm Santos. Hilda's... 我是Santos Hilda的 呃… [08:49.56]- Justin's father. - Oh, right. Justin的爸爸 [08:51.04]哦 對 [08:51.82]呃 Daniel [08:53.73]- Daniel. - Meade. Meade [08:55.23]Yeah, l know. l saw your picture in the Post once. 我知道 [08:56.45]我有一次在“郵報”上 看到過你的照片 [08:58.47]You dated Angelina when she was in between boyfriends? Angelina跟一幫男朋友糾纏的時候 你和她約會過 對嗎? [09:02.50]A real player, bro. 一個真正的花花公子 兄弟 [09:09.44]Here you go. 給你 [09:13.05]How 'bout that? 那個如何? [09:15.38]Enjoy. 好好吃吧 [09:18.95]Um... [09:20.56]lt's the second door on the left! 左手邊第二個門 [09:24.43](keyboard tapping) [09:29.73]Oh, hi, Mr. Meade. You scared me. 哦 嗨 Meade先生 [09:32.47]- Did Daniel get my message? - Regarding? 你嚇到我了 [09:32.49]Daniel收到我消息了嗎? [09:34.97]Baby Chutney. 關(guān)于… [09:36.40]Tim and Chloe have given us a three-hour window to shoot her. 小Chutney寶寶啊 [09:36.67]Tim和Chloe給了我們 3個小時的時間來拍照 [09:39.74]Tim and Chloe? Mode's getting the first pictures of baby Chutney? Tim和Chloe? [09:41.52]“時尚”將第一個拿到 小Chutney寶寶的照片? [09:43.41]Shut up! l mean, that's really exciting. 不是吧! [09:44.77]我是說 這太讓人興奮了 [09:46.81]Well, it will be if my son can pull this off. 嗯 要是我的兒子 能好好完成任務的話 [09:49.45]He is here, isn't he? 他在這兒 對嗎? [09:51.19]Wilhelmina's called in some staffers and she's on her way to greet the plane. Wilhelmina已經(jīng)叫了些編輯 而且她已經(jīng)去接機了 [09:54.99]Bradford, l was thinking we approach this from a family angle? Bradford 我想我們 可以從家庭的角度入手 [09:58.73]You know, how the first-born changes everything. 你知道第一胎會改變一切嗎? [10:02.36]l like that. 嗯 我喜歡這主意 [10:03.76]Tell Daniel that since we're short-staffed, 告訴Daniel 由于我們?nèi)比耸?Sofia自愿替我們寫報道 [10:07.30]Sofia's volunteered to write the copy. They'll make a great team. [10:09.28]他們將是個很棒的團隊 [10:12.07]我想的是… [10:15.38]No. l can't be there, Betty. l'm a total mess. 不 我沒法去 Betty [10:18.09]我一團糟 [10:19.75]Tell her l'm a mess. 告訴她 我很糟糕 [10:21.62]Betty, he's a mess. Betty 他一團糟 [10:24.85]He can't hold down my huevos and he's got a fever. 他吃不下我的煎蛋 而且他發(fā)燒了 [10:30.29]- Baby who? - Oh, no. 小什么寶寶? [10:31.10]哦 不 [10:33.16]- Baby Chutney. - Baby Chutney? 小Chutney寶寶 [10:35.23]Tim and Chloe have given us three hours. 小Chutney寶寶? [10:35.19]Tim和Chloe給了我們?nèi)齻€小時 Sofia提議從家庭角度入手 [10:37.80]Sofia's come up with a family angle. [10:39.87]Yeah, Tim and Chloe. Explain that one. 是的 Tim和Chloe… 解釋一下 [10:42.04]He sleeps with every woman who brings him coffee, 他和每一個給他咖啡的女人上床 怎么突然就成了居家男人? [10:44.74]- and now he's Mr. Family Man? - Are you still drunk? [10:46.37]Daniel 你酒還沒醒嗎? [10:48.71]Wait. Did you say Sofia? 等等 你說Sofia? [10:51.11]My Sofia. What, is Hunter the Chin there too? 我的Sofia? [10:52.14]下巴Hunter也在嗎? [10:53.98]Daniel, you have to be here. Daniel 你一定要來 [10:55.88]l am sick, Betty. l'm still drunk. l can't face her. 我病了 Betty [10:57.50]我酒還沒醒呢 [10:59.03]我不能面對她 [11:00.82]Besides, what do l know about shooting a family spread? 而且 我對于家庭 了解什么啊? [11:03.66](doorbell rings) [11:04.99]- Just cover for me. - No! l can't take charge of this. 替我擋一下吧 [11:06.62]不 我沒法負責這個 [11:08.16]- (people chattering over phone) - What's going on there? 那邊怎么了? [11:11.20]Oh, the tree l ordered just arrived. 哦 我訂的樹剛剛到 [11:13.70]- The what? - The Christmas tree for your family. 什么? [11:14.63]給你家的圣誕樹 [11:16.34]Why did you get us a tree? 你干嘛給我們圣誕樹? [11:17.64]l threw up in four rooms of your house. lt's the least l can do. 我在你家四個房間都吐了 [11:20.84]- How did you...? - lt was no big deal. 至少我還能這么做 對吧? [11:20.75]- 嗯 你怎么… - 沒什么大不了 [11:22.81]l just called the company florist. 我不過給花商打了個電話 [11:25.41](Justin) Oh, my God! 哦 天哪 [11:31.92]- (call disconnected) - Daniel. Daniel! Daniel [11:33.88]Daniel [11:37.19]- Where is he? - He's on his way. 他在哪兒? [11:40.70]OK. 他就快到了 [11:40.58]好的 [12:01.18]- (man) ls he here? - l'm sorry, you are... 他在這兒嗎? [12:04.32]This is Bruno... Jacobs. 對不起 你是… [12:04.55]這是Bruno… [12:06.49]Jacobs [12:08.46]Stylist. 設(shè)計師 [12:10.79]l was called in to help him coordinate today. 今天我被叫來協(xié)助他 [12:13.06]- Of course! Mr. Bruno, hi, l'm Betty... - Where's Daniel? 當然 [12:14.08]Bruno先生 嗨 我是Betty [12:16.40]He is... on his way. Daniel在那里? [12:16.68]他… [12:17.65]在 [12:19.47]He's getting a gift for baby Chutney. 路上 [12:19.81]他… [12:21.78]在給小Chutney寶寶買禮物 [12:23.30]- lsn't that your job? - Daniel is very hands-on. 這不是你的工作嗎? [12:25.39]Daniel事必躬親 [12:27.24]Clock is ticking. We need to talk concept. 時間不等人 [12:29.44]You know, we were thinking of something family-oriented. 我們要談談概念 [12:29.79]我們想從家庭角度寫 [12:32.45]They're movie stars. 他們是電影明星 [12:34.28]OK... well... What are your thoughts? 好的 嗯… [12:37.42]Daniel requested that you share them with me. 那么 你的想法呢? [12:37.79]Daniel希望你能和我說說看 [12:41.56]Really? 真的? [12:44.76]Well, my first thought is coffee. l like it hot. 好吧 我第一個想的是咖啡 [12:48.26]我要熱的 [12:50.23]OK. 好的 [12:51.73]Here. Drink this. 給 喝了它 [12:53.80]lt'll help. 會有幫助的 [12:55.74]Thanks. l really appreciate this. 謝謝 [12:58.17]Oh, we really appreciate the tree. 我真的很感謝這個 [12:58.74]我們真的很感謝你的樹 [13:01.98]This isn't Betty's bonus, right? 真的很好 [13:02.21]這不是Betty的獎金 對吧? [13:05.15]l say we take the door off the hinges and cut off some branches. 照我說 我們把門拆了 再砍掉點樹枝 [13:08.32]Yo, Justin, you got a saw? Justin 你明白? [13:11.12]l got it. l got it. 了解了 [13:13.42]You guys did an awesome article last December 了解了 [13:13.66]去年十二月 你們就如何用薄膜制造冰凌 寫了篇很棒的文章 [13:15.86]on how to make icicles out of Mylar. [13:17.83]- l saved that issue. - Really? 我保存了那期 [13:20.19]Well, more for the article on that old queen of Hungary. 真的? [13:20.69]更大程度上是因為 關(guān)于匈牙利的老女王那篇文章 [13:23.03]l didn't know you were into history. 我不知道你還研究歷史 [13:24.93]She used to sleep wrapped up in a sheet with raw steaks. 她曾經(jīng)裹著貼滿了生牛排的床單睡覺 [13:28.00]lt removed her toxins. Her skin was flawless. 這能排除她的毒素 [13:29.67]她的皮膚一點皺紋都沒有 [13:31.87]- Flawless? - Flawless. 一點沒有? [13:33.20]一點沒有 [13:35.34]Good for her. 對她有好處 [13:38.71]- Hi. - Hi. 嘿 [13:39.98]Tell me something. How long does Santos plan on sticking around? 嘿 [13:40.45]告訴我 [13:42.24]Santos準備在這里逗留多久? [13:44.59]Look, Papi, l can take care of myself. 爸爸 我能照顧自己 [13:46.59]lt's not you l'm worried about. 我不是擔心你 [13:48.86]Justin could use another man in his life right now. Justin現(xiàn)在可以依靠 他生命中的另一個男人了 [13:51.53]What happens when this man disappears again for three years? 那這個男人又消失個三年怎么辦呢? [13:54.80](sighing) Back off, would you? 別管了 好嗎? [13:58.07]Give him a chance to be a father. 給他個機會當爸爸吧 [14:09.04]We can dump the water on her from behind, 我們可以在后面往她身上澆水 [14:11.45]he can shoot high-speed from a low angle. 我們可以從很低的角度 高速拍攝 [14:13.71]Genius. Love using that mermaid movie Chloe did for inspiration. 天才 [14:15.18]以那個Chloe演的美人魚電影為靈感 [14:18.12]lf the baby doesn't see the water coming... bam! 要是那孩子沒有看見那水過來… [14:21.29]Pure drama. 砰 [14:22.46]You're gonna dump water on the baby? 很戲劇化 [14:23.52]你要往孩子身上澆水?! [14:27.70]ls that the concept? 這就是你的想法? [14:34.24]Do you have a non-dairy creamer? 有植物奶精嗎? [14:38.01]ls everybody onboard with this? 人人都這么想嗎? [14:41.01]l mean... 我是說 個人認為-- 用水突襲寶寶也許很奏效 [14:42.31]l, personally, think that a wet baby ambush could be very dynamic. [14:50.05]But... but Daniel might not. 但是… Daniel可能不這么想 [14:55.56]l'm gonna check on that creamer, OK? 我去看看那奶油 [14:57.83]好的 [15:01.50]Of course l approve, Betty. This is Bruno Jacobs, hon. 我當然贊成 Betty [15:03.13]他可是Bruno Jacobs [15:04.67]He styled Madonna while she was giving birth. 他在Madomma生產(chǎn)的時候給她做過造型 讓她的肚子上的汗水看起來像鉆石 [15:07.10]Made her belly sweat look like diamonds. [15:09.20]Tell Daniel to get out of the way and let him do his work. 告訴Daniel放手 讓他做 [15:14.81](cell phone ringing) [15:17.51](gasps) [15:19.25]“她知道我們?nèi)ミ^那兒 你還有你那該死的腰果” [15:23.62]Will you excuse me for just a second? 稍等一下可以嗎? [15:28.46](texting beeps) [15:32.89]What about Amanda? Where did she spend her holiday? Amanda呢? [15:34.28]她假期在哪兒過的? [15:36.10]Uh... Um... 我想 她去了Vermnont吧 [15:38.30]l think she went to Vermont. [15:41.34]Oh, l can't wait to meet baby Chutney. 我都等不及看小Chutney寶寶了 [15:43.40]l hope she spits up on something so l can sell it on the lnternet. 希望她能在哪個東西上吐點口水 這樣我就能在網(wǎng)上賣了 [15:46.67]Now how could Amanda get back from Vermont so fast? lt doesn't make sense. Amanda怎么能這么快 就從Vermont回來呢? [15:51.48]Uh... Oh, scusi. lt's Amanda. 這不可能 [15:51.45]哦… 抱歉 [15:54.95]Hello. 是Amanda [15:55.30]喂? [15:57.02]Oh, it's just a text message. 哦 只是短信 [16:01.06]''Forget the cashews. You're the one who had to be Nancy Drew.'' 忘了那腰果吧 [16:02.75]是你要玩“Nancy Drew”(偵探小說主角)的 [16:05.83]Look, l can explain. - Willie 我可以解釋 - 你知道那腰果的事情 卻向我撒謊 [16:07.06]You held that nut in your hand and lied! [16:09.20]- l never touched your cashews. - That was Amanda. 我沒碰過你的腰果 [16:11.67]You are the one who made the phone calls. You are Nancy Drew! 哦 不 那就是Amanda [16:11.70]是你打的電話 [16:14.74]- (wheezing) l didn't learn anything. - Then why are you wheezing? 你是Nancy Drew [16:15.00]可是 我什么也沒發(fā)現(xiàn) [16:17.23]那你干嗎氣喘呢? [16:20.14]You have a friend in a surgical hospital that likes to chat. 你有個朋友在整型醫(yī)院 她喜歡聊天 [16:25.08]About what? 關(guān)于什么? [16:26.15]l don't know. l was drinking and dialing. 我不知道 [16:27.04]我喝醉了才打的 [16:28.55]Oh, you are done dialing, Nancy. 哦 打你個頭 Nancy [16:31.72]Oh, l've still got free minutes! 哦 [16:34.02](muffled tire popping) 哦 我的話費還沒用光呢 [16:35.59]- Why are we getting off here? - Ma'am, we have a flat. Sorry. 咱們干嘛慢下來了? [16:37.46]夫人 咱們爆胎了 [16:38.99](scoffs) We can't stop now. l have to go meet baby Chutney on the tarmac! 抱歉 [16:40.39]我們現(xiàn)在不能停 [16:41.30]我還要去機場接小Chutney寶寶! [16:43.96](wheezing) [16:47.37]Dad! ls he there? l need to talk to him. ls he upright? 爸爸 他還在嗎? [16:51.51]Technically, yes. 我要和他談談 [16:50.77]他好點了嗎? [16:52.07]表面上看來 好些了 [16:59.11]- Daniel. - Betty. 是他么? [17:00.68]Let me talk to him. Let me talk to him. - Daniel - Betty 我來和他說 [17:01.70]- 哦不 - 就會兒- 讓我和他說話 [17:03.45]One second. 是Sofia嗎? [17:04.52]ls that Sofia? Don't tell her it's me. l can't deal with this today. [17:06.23]別- 別說是我 [17:09.22]Daniel, l can't hear you! You're breaking up! 我今天沒辦法應付 [17:09.49]呃-- Daniel Daniel 我聽不清 [17:11.93]l need to ask him. l need his input on this. - 你斷斷續(xù)續(xù)的 - 我要問他 我要聽聽他的意見 [17:14.09]Call me when you get off the gift wrapping floor! Bye! 你從禮品包裝層出來后 再給我打電話吧 [17:16.83]- Sorry. - Did he ask about me? 好的 再見 [17:16.74]對不起 [17:19.33]Uh, maybe. l couldn't hear very well. 他問我了嗎? [17:19.55]可能吧 [17:20.51]我聽不太清楚 [17:23.90]Thanks. 謝謝 [17:32.58]Brilliant. Metal is a nice homage. 太棒了 [17:34.15]金屬是致意的好東西 [17:35.85]Tim did that King Arthur movie in armor last year. 去年Tim在亞塞王的電影中穿了盔甲 [17:39.25]Oh, if you freeze-frame the fight scene, he is not wearing a cod piece. 要是你停下… 定格戰(zhàn)斗的那個場景 就會發(fā)現(xiàn)他戴的不是裝飾口袋 [17:42.99]l know. Could this be tailored? [17:45.56]Maybe with a blowtorch. 這能定做嗎? [17:45.98]用噴燈或許能行 [17:48.23]Let's go with this. lt's edgy. 就用這個吧 [17:50.86]Don't you think that we should wait for Daniel's opinion? 很前衛(wèi) [17:51.13]你不覺得我們該問下Daniel的意見嗎? [17:54.67]And where is he? 他在哪? [17:56.10]He's coming. But l just don't think he's gonna go for a baby in chainlink. 他快到了 [17:57.29]只是我想 他不會贊同 穿鎖子衣的娃娃的 [18:00.77]- lt's chain mail. - Whatever. 是鎖子甲 [18:03.18]lf she tries to move in that she's gonna need first aid. 隨便吧 [18:03.59]如果她要穿這個 得有人幫忙 [18:06.01]You know, 'cause their skin... it's tender... 你知道嗎? [18:09.15]- ls this your opinion or Daniel's? - Daniel's. 因為他們的皮膚-- 很柔嫩 [18:09.40]這是你的想法 還是Daniel的? [18:12.09]Really? l could've sworn it was yours. Frankly, l'm not about to take critiques Daniel的 [18:12.50]真的? [18:13.42]我肯定 這是你的 [18:16.72]from someone who trims her bangs with a lighter. 坦率的講 我不會接受 一個拿打火機修劉海的人的批評的 [18:19.36]Your boss has five minutes to get here, or he forfeits his vote. 你老板還有5分鐘可以來著 否則 他就得放棄自己的權(quán)力了 [18:26.53]- Look. - Oh. 瞧 [18:28.67]You made that? 哦 [18:29.87]No, that was Betty. Years ago. From her glitter period. 你做的? [18:30.62]不 是Betty 很多年前 在他她還討人喜歡的時候 [18:33.31](all chuckling) [18:35.01]Justin, hand me that one, will you? Justin 把那個給我 行嗎? [18:39.08]What's that supposed to be? A cow? 那是什么 奶牛嗎? [18:41.42]- (lgnacio) Reindeer. - Ah. 馴鹿 [18:43.68]My late wife made this for me our first Christmas in New York. 我亡妻為我做的 我們在紐約的第一個圣誕節(jié) [18:48.16]Her feet were always cold so she put boots on everything. 她的腳總是很冷 所以她給什么都穿上靴子 [18:51.53]- So most of these are homemade? - Oh, yeah. 所以 這些都是自己做的? [18:54.36]Careful with that. lt's older than you. 哦 是的 [18:54.90]小心那個 [18:56.79]它比你年紀還大呢 [18:58.63]- Your mother was busy. - l made this one. 你媽媽很忙呢 [19:01.64]- When l was pregnant with Justin. - Here come the tears. Just watch. 這是我在懷justin的時候做的 [19:05.61]Listen, you, l am proud of this. lt took me weeks to weave this straw. 又要煽情了… [19:05.45]看著吧 [19:06.05]你給我聽好了 [19:06.83]我為此而驕傲 花了我?guī)讉€禮拜來編織這些稻草 [19:09.71]Hormone's will make you do strange things. 荷爾蒙會讓你做些古怪的事 [19:12.21]lt's the only thing in the house she didn't try to eat. 這是整棟房子里 她唯一不會吃的東西 [19:15.08]- (all chuckling) - lt's not funny! - 一點都不好笑 - 對不起 [19:17.99]- (lgnacio) Sorry. - (Hilda) OK, all right. [19:21.56]- You wanna hang it? - Uh, sure, yeah. 想把它掛起來嗎? [19:22.90]呃 當然 好的 [19:24.76]Um... l'm kind of new at this. 我… [19:27.39]對這個不太熟悉 [19:30.86]Uh, sh... l guess l should start at the top, or... 我應該… [19:32.20]我… [19:33.67]我猜我應該從樹頂開始… 或者 [19:35.64]...um... Bottom? [19:37.34]樹底? [19:40.64]- Middle. - Your family never had Christmas trees? 樹中間? [19:43.28]Oh, sure. We had amazing trees. 你家從來沒有過圣誕樹? [19:43.67]哦 有的 當然 [19:45.78]Um... Electric trains running underneath, Waterford icicles. 我們的樹很漂亮… 呃 電動小火車 在下面跑 Waterford式冰凌 要什么有什么 [19:50.38]You name it. Just weren't allowed to touch anything. [19:52.58]只是 呃 我們什么都不能碰 [20:05.90]- How's that feel? - Ow! Like my braces slipped. 感覺怎樣? [20:08.54]l can't believe a mother would let her baby wear that. 覺得我牙套要掉了 [20:08.93]不敢相信有母親 會讓她的小孩穿這玩意 [20:11.21]We're gonna have to find something safer. Maybe a plastic bag! 哦 我們得找些合適嬰兒穿的東西 也許塑料袋可以 [20:14.47]lsn't there anything that'd work for a six-month-old? 這里有什么東西適合 六個月嬰兒的嗎? [20:17.28]No, nothing... Yes, there is. Kate Moss's spandex dress! 不 沒有 沒有….有 有… Kate Moss的彈力長裙 [20:20.71]No, no, no. 'Cause l'm gonna have to take it out a bit. Oh. - 哦 - 不 不 不 那我還得去申請一點 [20:25.55]Daniel! Hey, listen, so they wanna put baby Chutney in chain mail. Daniel! [20:26.48]聽著 他們想給小chutney寶寶穿上 鎖子甲 一碰水會生銹的 [20:29.32]Which would rust once they soaked her. [20:31.63]That's great. 很好啊 [20:33.39]No, no, no, it's not great, Daniel. lf she burps, she'll get lockjaw. 不 不 不 [20:34.12]一點都不好 Daniel [20:35.39]如果她打個嗝 會得破傷風的 [20:37.06]- Are you feeling any better? - A little. 你感覺好點了嗎? [20:38.63]好了一點 [20:40.37]We're decorating your tree. You know, your family has a lot of cool ornaments. 我正在裝飾你的圣誕樹 [20:42.31]要知道 你家有好多有型的裝飾物 [20:44.40]l really like your glitter period. 我真的喜歡你討人喜歡的時候 [20:47.11]- What? - This is all so new to me, Betty. 什么? [20:48.12]對我來說很新鮮 Betty [20:50.31]ln my family, we'd go away on Thanksgiving, 你知道 在我家 我們感恩節(jié)時候出去 星期天回來的時候 樹已經(jīng)布置好了… [20:53.65]we come back on Sunday and the whole tree was done. [20:57.45]- By professionals. - Daniel, look, we need decisions. 專業(yè)人士布置的 [20:58.80]Daniel 聽著 [21:00.79]The whole thing was an excuse for a photo op. 我們需要做決定 [21:00.79]這整件事都是拍照的托詞 [21:02.99]Are we gonna do this? l'm gonna have to rent a soldering gun. 我們真的要這么做嗎? 還是不要? [21:04.04]因為我得租一把士兵用槍 [21:06.19]Daniel? - Daniel - Betty 別這樣 [21:07.29]You're always saying you want more responsibility. You can do this. 你總是說想要多負些責任 [21:11.16]By the time l got in from Queens, it'd be all over. 你可以的 [21:11.13]等我從Queens回來 一切都應該搞定了 [21:13.67]Betty, you're the man. 你能行的 [21:15.60]Shoot. 該死的 [21:16.74]ls it three cranberries and a popcorn or three popcorns and a cranberry? 你說是三顆蔓越莓加一顆爆米花 還是三顆爆米花加一顆蔓越莓? [21:20.77]l'm not sure. Better ask Justin 'cause he's very particular. 我不知道 你最好去問Justin 他是專家 [21:23.91]- What did he say? - He likes what l do with glitter. 他說什么? [21:25.22]他喜歡討人喜歡的時候 而且很顯然 我能搞定 [21:26.98]And, apparently, l'm the man. [21:32.45](up-tempo folk music) [21:35.12]l need to get to JFK, fast. 我要去肯尼迪機場 快 [21:37.49]No highway, just side streets. 不要走高速 走小街 [21:40.86]Now go! 走吧 [21:42.90]OK, the only reason l was there 好吧 我在那里的唯一理由 是我不想回家過感恩節(jié) [21:44.53]is 'cause l didn't want to go home for Thanksgiving. [21:47.23]My mom keeps trying to set me up with this girl 我媽媽總是想撮合我和 那個在教堂演奏管風琴的女孩 [21:49.57]who plays the organ at their church, 而且我只想看游行… [21:52.27]and l just wanted to watch the parade from... a safe place. [21:56.04]在一個安全的地方 [22:00.15]Please say something. 說點什么吧 [22:01.85]You know the name of the hospital. 你知道醫(yī)院的名字 [22:05.42]You know the frequency of my calls. 你知道我接到電話的規(guī)律 [22:09.72]You stepped way over the line this time, Marc. 你這次做得過分了 Marc [22:14.53]l don't know whether l can protect you anymore. 我不知道我還能不能保護你 [22:17.06]Protect me from what? 保護我什么? [22:19.27]The person you were trying to call is not amused. 你試著要打電話的那個人 不是好惹的 [22:24.71]- (Bruno) We have a big problem. - We do? 我們有大麻煩了 [22:27.54]The publicist just sent me a sneak peek of the kid. 真的? [22:27.81]廣告部剛剛發(fā)了張 小孩的偷拍照片過來 [22:30.78]l'm gonna need five hours, minimum of four. 我需要5個小時… 至少4個小時 [22:33.18]- That's not possible. - Then it can't happen. 不可能 [22:33.92]哦 那就沒法做了 [22:35.58]- Why? - Because baby Chutney is butt-ugly. 為什么? [22:36.28]因為小chutney寶寶非常難看 [22:38.39]We're talking scary. 確切的說是難看得嚇人 [22:39.59]Well, maybe they just sent you a bad picture. Maybe it was fuzzy. 也許他們發(fā)的照片拍得不好 [22:43.29]No, the baby is fuzzy. 也許太模糊了 [22:43.22]不 寶寶本身很“模糊” [22:45.53]This child fell out of the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down. 這小孩從一棵難看的樹上跌下來 一路撞在每一根樹枝上 [22:50.66]We're talking about a baby girl... 哦 我們可是在討論一個小女嬰 [22:52.53]Who's going to require extra lighting and yards of tape for those ears. 我們需要額外的燈光和 幾百米的錄像帶來遮蓋她的耳朵 [22:56.80]- They need to catch a plane. - What don't you understand? 他們要趕飛機 [22:58.08]你還不明白嗎? [22:59.61]This kid is hideous! 這小孩長得很惡心 [23:01.07]Maybe your concept of what's beautiful is a little narrow! 也許你對于美的觀念有些狹隘 [23:05.41]Excuse me? 什么? [23:06.48]lf you can't find the wonder and pure joy of a baby 你無法看見孩子身上的純潔快樂和神奇 卻認為給他們穿上鎖子甲是時尚前衛(wèi) [23:10.45]and think that it's edgy to drown them in chain mail... [23:13.39]l have been styling for this magazine, missy, 我在這份雜志做時尚設(shè)計 小姐 早在你買第一雙高跟鞋之前 [23:16.52]since before you bought your first pair of orthopedic pumps. [23:20.56]Well, maybe that's true. 好 也許這沒錯 但根據(jù)以前的記錄 [23:22.06]For the record, your ''brilliant'' cover of Courtney Love leaving rehab 你替Courtney Love做的“一輛手推車 藥丸的復興”的“漂亮”的封面 [23:25.63]in a wheelbarrow of pills was our lowest-selling issue in 1 7 years. 可是我們的刊物 17年以來銷量最低的! [23:28.97]So maybe you're not the right person for the job. 所以也許你不是 這份工作的最佳人選 [23:32.81]Are you firing me? 你要炒我? [23:35.78]l didn't say that. 我沒這么說 但是如果你認為你不能勝任-- [23:37.81]lf you don't think you can do it... [23:39.65]l don't. And clearly you don't. 我不行 但很明顯你也不行 所以 我建議你去找Bronx動物園的格局設(shè)計師 [23:42.18]So l suggest that you find someone who designs installations for the Bronx Zoo. [23:47.72]Oh, tell him to bring treats. 哦 記得告訴他們帶上吃的 [23:55.53]- Who the hell is this woman? - For today, she's the boss. 這個女人到底是誰? [23:57.71]今天 她是老板 [24:09.51](Wilhelmina) Do you know where you're going? 你知道這是去哪里嗎? [24:13.15]Do you know what ''JFK'' stands for... 你知道肯尼迪機場是什么意思吧… [24:16.18]...Pradip? Pradip? [24:17.75]You say take side street. This a side street. 你說走小街的 [24:20.35]No, this is slow street. 這就是小街啊 [24:20.49]不 這是慢街 [24:23.36]lt's pathetic. This city will hand out licenses to anyone. 真倒霉 [24:25.64]這城里誰都可以拿到駕駛執(zhí)照 [24:29.20]''What did you drive in the old country? A goat? Here, have a cab!'' 你在鄉(xiāng)下坐過什么? 騎山羊? [24:31.62]來吧 搭輛出租車 [24:33.33](tires screech) [24:35.17]- Why are we stopping? - You getting out. 你干嘛停下來? [24:37.60]l do not have to drive nasty person. 你出去 [24:37.59]我不想搭骯臟的人 [24:39.64]- Fine. Leave him here. - No! You! Out! Go! 好吧 [24:40.47]留他在這兒 [24:41.46]不 是你 出去 [24:43.68]OK. 走 [24:44.06]好吧 也許我們應該… [24:51.05](tires screech) [24:56.32]OK. So... 好的 所以… [24:58.33]...let's regroup, call another cab, and see if they'll come to... 我們整理一下 打電話招輛出租車 看他們愿不愿意來 呃… [25:04.16]...um... Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell. 但丁的第七層地獄 [25:07.93]Give me your phone. 呃 給我你的電話 [25:09.97]- Willie? - l... oh. Oh! - Willie? - 我…喔 [25:11.74]Where's your bag? (gasps) 你的手袋呢? [25:14.57](cell phone ringing) [25:17.44]Why isn't she answering her phone? 為什么她不接電話? [25:21.11]Betty. Betty. Betty [25:22.75]Betty Daniel到底在哪兒? [25:24.45]Betty, where the hell is Daniel? Hmm? [25:30.32]You've been covering for your boss all day, haven't you? 你一整天都在包庇你的上司 是不是? [25:35.33]- Well, at least let me help you. - No. You cannot be more involved 至少讓我?guī)蛶湍? [25:37.00]不 Sofia 你不能再進一步的 卷入這件事情了 [25:38.63]- than you already are. - What are you talking about? 你在說什么? [25:41.37](sighing) [25:43.27]Daniel's not here because of you! SDaniel不在這里是因為你 [25:45.14]- Me? - Yes! 我? [25:46.47]You broke his heart last night! 對 [25:46.50]你昨晚傷了他的心 所以他 把自己灌醉了 現(xiàn)在他在我家 [25:48.11]So he drank himself sick, and now he's at my house making [25:51.21]little drummer boys out of stale marshmallow! 用壞掉的棉花糖做打鼓小人 [25:54.28]- Did Daniel fire Bruno? - We weren't on the same page. Daniel炒了Bruno? [25:55.92]我們意見不一致 [25:57.45]Daniel better have a concept, Team Chutney's waiting Daniel最好有個主意 因為小chutney寶寶 一行負責人員正在會議室等著呢 [26:00.29]in the conference room for direction! [26:04.29]Tell them l'll be there in ten minutes. 告訴他們我十分鐘后到 [26:08.13](jazzy Christmas music playing) [26:12.43]l made the frame out of chenille sticks. 我用毛絨小棒做了一個相框 [26:14.57]- Cool. Where'd you find those? - Fabric store. 酷 你在哪里找到的 [26:17.34]Yo, what do you say we go outside, get some fresh air, toss a football? 面料店 [26:17.46]我們出去呼吸點新鮮空氣 踢個球怎么樣? [26:21.98]- We're doing the tree. - Yeah, well, give the glitter a rest. 我們正在裝飾樹 [26:23.20]好吧 讓那些小燈休息一下 [26:25.11]C'mon, come out and be a normal kid for an hour. 來吧 [26:25.99]出去 做一個小時正常小孩 [26:28.28]l don't know, Santos. l mean, if Justin deserts me now, 我不懂 Santos 如果justin丟下我 這棵樹最后會變成裹滿雜物的木柴 [26:32.62]the tree will end up looking like overdressed firewood. [26:35.69]l need Justin's eye. He's... he's got a gift. 我需要justin的眼光 [26:39.16]Yeah? There's other things he can learn. 他有天分 [26:39.47]是嗎? [26:41.60]Things no one's teaching him in this house. 他可以學其他的東西 一些這里的人沒法教他的東西 [26:43.86]- What's that supposed to mean? - What l said. Who the hell's 你什么意思? [26:44.87]就像我說的 [26:46.87]- taking him to fabric stores? - l am. Come here. 誰該TMD帶他去面料商店的? [26:47.61]我 [26:49.24]過來 [26:51.34]Who are you to come here after all this time 你這么多年后才出現(xiàn) 有什么資格 評價這個家里的任何人任何事? [26:53.57]and judge anybody or anything in this family? [26:55.94]You want me to sit and watch him play with chenille and not say something? 你想讓我就坐在旁邊看著他玩毛線 然后什么都不說? [26:59.68]Keep talking, you'll leave with less teeth! 不 繼續(xù)說 你離開的時候 就會滿地找牙 [27:01.92]lf his own family doesn't put a stop to this, l am. - 聽著 如果他的家人不做阻止 那我… - 阻止什么? [27:04.42]A stop to what? He is comfortable with who he is, and so am l. 他這樣做他自己很好 我也這么覺得 [27:08.39]lf you've got a problem with him, or with us, then you don't belong here. 如果你對他 或者對我們有意見 那就是說你不屬于這里 [27:13.46]You call all the shots, is that it? 所以全部怪罪于我 是不是? [27:17.23]OK,jefe. Adios. 好吧 隨你 [27:19.17]再見 [27:21.47]- Don't say l didn't try! - (door slams) 別說我沒有努力過 [27:34.78]You know, l think l twisted this wrong. Was l supposed to braid it? 你知道 我認為 我扭錯了 [27:37.67]我應該把它編起來么? [27:51.93]( Sheila E: The Glamorous Life) [27:55.17]Hi, this is Betty Suarez. l'm calling from Mode magazine. 嗨 [27:55.70]我是Betty Suarez [27:58.37]We need a location for our photography... 我是雜志的 [27:58.23]我們需要為我們的攝影師 找個外景場地 [28:06.11]The location is Jackson Heights, Queens. We'll send a Town Car to pick him up. [28:09.95]lt'll go until approximately six. Yes, he'll be all done. [28:12.82]Mmm-hmm. Hold on. That's disgusting. Can you get something else? [28:14.52]這真惡心 [28:16.12]Using Tim and Chloe's first film as inspiration, 靈感來自Tim和Chloe的第一部電影 我們將在Rego植物園重建叢林的場景 [28:18.73]we'll recreate a jungle setting at the Rego Park Arboretum. [28:21.76]Ew. 我有問題 [28:23.40]Does Daniel really expect Tim and Chloe to get out of their limo in Queens? Daniel真的希望Tim和Chloe 在Queens走下他們的豪華車? [28:27.63]Well, Amanda, they'll be stepping into paradise. The Garden of Eden. Amanda [28:28.52]他們會走入天堂 人人聽力 [28:31.57]Since the first-born's about beginnings, we'll portray the new parents 因為第一個寶寶代表著開始 [28:33.84]我們將把這對新父母描繪成第一家庭 21世紀的亞當和夏娃 [28:35.38]as the first family, a 21 st Century Adam and Eve. [28:38.95]How do you not have any cash on you? Not even an ATM card? 你身上怎么會完全沒有現(xiàn)金的 甚至一張?zhí)峥羁ㄒ矝]有? [28:42.75]There's $1 7 in my account. 我?guī)衾镏挥?7塊 [28:44.52]We could go to the bank, but it'd be a social call. 我們可以去銀行 但我肯定沒用 [28:47.05]Do taxis even come to this part of the world? Where are we? 出租車會來這種 鳥不生蛋的地方嗎? [28:50.46]l don't think we want to ask them. 我們在哪兒? [28:50.49]我還真不想知道呢 [28:53.56]Well, we have no choice. Go ask them to borrow a 20. 我們沒有選擇 [28:54.87]去問她們借20塊 [28:56.96]Something tells me they're more into receiving than giving. 直覺告訴我 她們只會收錢不會給錢 [29:00.20](scoffs) Never mind, l'll do it. 沒關(guān)系 我來 [29:02.37]Pardon me. Hello. Uh... 對不起 [29:03.69]你好 [29:04.94]呃 我和我助手現(xiàn)在遇到麻煩了 [29:07.01]My assistant and l are in an absurd situation. [29:10.34]The taxi that was taking us to the airport... - 出租車本來要帶我們?nèi)C場 - 這里可沒有什么機場 [29:12.65]- Ain't no airport around here. - That's what l told the driver. 我也這么跟司機說的 [29:16.62]l'm Wilhelmina Slater. 我是wilhelmina Slater [29:20.52]Mode magazine. “時尚”雜志 [29:23.09]Perhaps you don't subscribe. Anyway... 也許你沒訂 [29:25.49]What are you wearing, girl? Rabbit? - 不管怎樣… - 你穿的啥 美女? [29:28.13]Well, actually it's albino lynx, 兔毛? [29:28.13]呃 實際上 是 呃… [29:31.23]and it's not as warm as it might seem. 白化猞猁毛 其實它沒有看上去那么暖 [29:34.60]Girl, l could make me some fierce pillows outta this here puppy. 哦 美女 不錯哦 [29:35.67]我可以用這小東西 做幾個超炫的枕頭 [29:38.04]Yeah! lt's beautiful... 站遠點 姑娘們 [29:39.34]OK, back off, girlfriends, stop pawin' my piece 別再摸我的東西 除非你們 讓我聽見錢響 [29:42.08]'less you gonna show me some benjies. You know what l'm sayin'? [29:44.38]你… 知道我的意思嗎? [29:47.81]- Benjies? - Where you from? 錢? [29:49.98]OK, Lil' Kim, visiting hours are over. 你哪兒來的? [29:50.19]好吧 Lil'kim(美國歌手名) (這里是Marc隨口給Willie起的名字) [29:51.40]訪問時間到 [29:53.12]What? You gonna charge me to touch you? 什么 我摸摸你居然要交錢? [29:55.39]She's new in the field, girls. Her corner's a long, long way from here. 她在這方面是新人 她的地盤離這里很很遠 所以… [29:59.06]- Oh, you about to get cut! - Run! - 哦 所以你們想被砍 - 啊 跑 [30:01.36]You better back up out of here! 你們最好滾出這里 [30:04.13](The Christmas Song ( Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) plays) [30:09.14]- Where's this go? - Near the top. 這個放哪兒? [30:11.34]That's where l hang all of our stocking ones. 靠頂?shù)牡胤? [30:11.51]那是我們掛襪子的地方 [30:13.67]We each have our own. This one'll be yours. 每個人都有自己的 [30:15.54]這個給你了 [30:34.19]- (bell dings) - Oh, gingerbread's done. 哦 姜餅好了 [30:44.04]Listen, Mr. Suarez... l'm sorry if l stepped on anyone's toes. 對了 Suarez先生 呃… [30:47.03]要是我冒犯了誰 我很抱歉 [30:48.94]l didn't mean to get in between your... 我真的不是 故意插入你們中間的 [30:51.01]Please. Daniel... l'm thankful you were here. 別這樣 Daniel [30:53.50]我很感激你在這里 [30:57.18]You'll make a great father someday. 總有一天 你會成為一個好父親 [31:03.06](Daniel) Tim and Chloe in the Garden of Eden? Tim和Chloe在人人聽力? [31:05.69]Oh, no, l like it, Betty. 哦 不 我很喜歡 Betty [31:07.63]- lt's clever and... - And what? 很聰明的主意 然后…怎樣? [31:09.30]l don't know, l just... 我不知道 只是… [31:11.06]l wonder if we'd be better off with something... simpler. 我想知道我們是否可以更… [31:15.87]l mean, Tim and Chloe, they don't have to be seen in some exotic jungle. 簡單些 [31:15.75]我是說 Tim和Chloe… 他們不必要去到異國叢林中 [31:20.24]All right, they're two working-class kids who just grew up to be movie stars. 他們是兩個工人家庭的小孩 成長為電影明星 [31:25.45]What if we saw them in a living room? 如果讓他們出現(xiàn)在一間客廳 身處平常人家 做平常家事 會怎樣呢? [31:27.61]ln a row house in some neighborhood. [31:30.45]Just doing something a family does. [31:36.79]l think you should bring Tim and Chloe here, to your house. 我想你應該帶Tim和Chloe來這兒 來你家 [31:41.63]- l think he started drinking again. - l heard that. And l haven't. 我想他又開始喝酒了 [31:43.58]我聽見了 我沒有喝 [31:45.57]Get them to come here. l've got an idea. 帶他們來這里 [31:47.50]我有個主意 [31:55.51]Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on. [31:58.01](elevator bell dings) [31:59.81]Oh, Sofia, it's you! l'm so glad l caught you! 哦 Sofia 是你 [32:02.65]l called your assistant and she said you were leaving for the airport. 真高興我找到你了 [32:03.49]我打電話給你助手 她說你已經(jīng)出發(fā)去機場了 [32:06.15]l was hoping you could drop me off? 我還希望你能載我一程呢? [32:07.99]- Drop you off where? - Home. 載你去哪? [32:09.49]Daniel's come up with this concept. 回家 [32:09.72]Daniel 想到一個新主意 [32:11.36]We're gonna shoot in my living room. Old-fashioned Christmas portrait. 我們要在我家客廳拍攝小chutney寶寶 就在圣誕樹旁 拍老式的圣誕照片 [32:15.09]That Daniel has so many ideas, doesn't he? Daniel主意可真多 不是么? [32:18.93]No, l'm serious, this is his idea. 不 我是認真的 [32:19.76]這是他的主意 [32:21.70]l need a ride. And it's on your way. 我需要搭便車 而且你順路 [32:26.21](Wilhelmina) How the hell did l wind up in a run-down storefront church 我們怎么繞進來Queens區(qū)中間的 這間街邊教堂的? [32:29.84]in the middle of Queens? [32:33.55]Are we sure there's not a phone in this place? 你確定這里沒有電話? [32:36.12]Maybe under the altar. 也許在祭壇下面? [32:38.22]lt doesn't matter anyway. lt's too late. l really screwed up this time. 也沒什么關(guān)系了 [32:39.48]太晚了 [32:40.77]我這次真的搞砸了 [32:42.56]Oh, please, everyone knows traffic's insane on Thanksgiving weekend, 哦 別這樣 [32:44.53]大家都知道感恩節(jié)時交通狀況有多糟 而且 我肯定bruno可以搞掂的 [32:47.79]and besides, l'm sure Bruno's handling it. [32:50.40]You hire the best. 你雇的都是最好的 [32:52.70]l can't even do my job anymore. l'm too busy trying to covet Daniel's. 我甚至沒法做我的工作 [32:54.32]我忙著替Daniel擦屁股 [32:56.64]l'm so distracted, spending every minute 我無法集中精神 無時不刻不在想盡力接管整個公司 [32:59.97]trying to take over the whole company, it's... [33:02.41]You're trying to take over the whole company? 你想接管整個公司? [33:05.75]l didn't say that. 我可沒說 [33:08.48]l would never say that. 我永遠不會這么說的 [33:10.98]What l'm saying is, l'm not the leader l used to be. 我意思是 我… 我不再是以前那個頭兒了 [33:14.72]Willie, don't be so hard on yourself. Willie 別自己逼自己了 [33:18.06]You know what they say: 正如大家所說… 黎明之前總要有黑暗 [33:19.93]lt has to get really dark before it can get light again. [33:23.00](sniffs) [33:24.50](gasps) [33:28.07]Marc, you are right. Amen. Marc 你說得沒錯 [33:30.05]阿門 [33:44.35]There's enough in here to get us back to civilization. 這些夠我們回到文明世界了 [33:48.35]- ls it all singles? - Poor people are so cheap. 都是零錢? [33:50.99]窮人都很廉價 [34:07.97]Let's go. 走吧 [34:15.78]- (Christina) This is Betty's house. - (woman) Oh, really? 哦 對 這是Betty家 [34:18.80]哦 真的… [34:21.49]You couldn't get a ride with Christina? 你不能搭Christina的便車嗎? [34:23.66]OK, look, l lied. 好吧 聽著 我說謊了 [34:26.33]Sofia, l don't want to have to tell Daniel Sofia 我不想和Daniel說 你星期一回來就是別人的老婆了 [34:28.66]that you might be coming back on Monday as someone else's wife. [34:32.80]You need to tell him that yourself. 你得親自跟他說 [34:48.68]What's the matter? 怎么了? [34:49.82]That was perfume. 這是香水 [34:55.72]l think we should put this one on the back side. 我認為應該把這個放在背面 [34:58.09]Uh-uh. Touch that and l'll break your arm. 你敢摸 我就打斷你的手 [35:08.40]- ls that her? - Yeah. 是她嗎? [35:10.11]對 [35:12.24]Now l get it. 我知道了 [35:15.21]- Uh, Mr. Suarez? - Mmm-hmm. 嗯 Suarez先生? [35:18.38]Uh, how do you say, ''l love you 呃 怎樣用西班牙語說 “我愛你 我不能沒有你” [35:21.18]and l can't live without you,'' in Spanish? [35:24.65](speaks Spanish) Te amo… [35:25.81]Te amo… [35:26.95]y no puedo vivir sin ti [35:29.36](repeats same Spanish) y no puedo vivir sin ti [35:34.69]Good luck. That's English. 祝你好運 [35:36.43]這是英語 [35:40.97]Wow. No wonder he wanted to bring them here. 喔 難怪他想帶他們來 [35:45.91]lt looks like Daniel had the winning idea after all, huh? 看上去Daniel畢竟還是 有個必殺點子 是不是? [35:48.88]You had a few good ones yourself. 你自己也有一些不錯的點子 [35:51.51]Not that we're really using any of them. 它們現(xiàn)在都沒有派上用場 [35:54.78](sighs) [35:56.78]Betty, you're wasting your time at Mode magazine. Betty… [35:58.52]你待在“時尚”雜志 純粹是浪費時間 [36:02.29]What? Why would you say that? 什么? [36:04.52]為什么這么說? [36:06.66]Because you think with your heart, not just with your head. 因為你用心在思考 不僅僅用腦 [36:09.76]lt took a lot to stand up to Bruno Jacobs. 那比Bruno Jacobs高明多了 但“時尚”的人永遠不會欣賞這點 [36:12.83]And the people at Mode are never going to appreciate that. [36:17.27]Come work for my magazine. 來替我的雜志工作吧 [36:19.34]You'll have your own assistant within a year. 一年內(nèi)你就會有自己的助手 [36:22.21]Oh, l'm not so sure about that. 哦 我 我不確定 [36:24.34]l know it's a little awkward because of Daniel, but please, just consider it. 我知道這樣有點尷尬 因為還有Daniel [36:27.19]但請考慮一下 [36:29.62]- Are you really offering me a job? - One with a real future. 你真的要請我工作? [36:31.66]一份真正有前途的工作 [36:46.90]- Oh, hey. Where are we? - Just about to start. 哦 嗨 [36:47.98]做得怎樣了? [36:50.27]You may want to supervise your nephew. He's trying different hats on the baby. 呃 剛剛開始 [36:50.00]你來指導你的侄子吧 [36:51.97]他一直給寶寶試不同的帽子 [36:54.24]- (scoffs) - ls Sofia coming in? 呃… [36:57.24]She's on her way to the airport to meet Hunter. Sofia來了嗎? [36:57.32]她正在去機場的路上 去見Hunter [36:59.65]You might want to go talk to her... while you still can. 你最好跟她談談 在你還能這么做的時候 [37:07.29]Justin! Justin! [37:11.49]- Hey. - Hey. 嗨 [37:13.17]嗨 [37:16.13]l've thought about what you said... outside the club. 我想過你在酒吧外面說的話了 [37:21.90]Sofia, l come from a pretty messed-up family. Sofia 我來自一個混亂的家庭 [37:25.74]Don't exactly have a great frame of reference 當我聽到“新婚快樂”的時候 我對這種情感完全沒有清晰的觀念 [37:28.21]when l hear the words ''happily married.'' [37:30.34]That being said, not every family is my family. 他們說 不是所有的家庭 都跟我的一樣 [37:33.68]Thank God. 感謝上帝 [37:37.52]Before you rush off with someone else, 在你和別人離開之前 我希望你再給我最后一次機會 [37:39.82]l'd like to at least have one more chance. [37:49.90](speaks Spanish) Te amo y no puedo vivitar sin ti [37:56.84]You don't believe me? 你不相信? [37:58.60]No. 不 你剛剛說了 你愛你的攝影機 [38:00.54]You just said you loved your camera. [38:11.38]ls this for me? 這是給我的? [38:13.69]lt's supposed to be a dove. 這本來該是只鴿子 [38:16.22]l haven't quite mastered the art of the jelly bean. 我對于糖豆手工還不太精通 [38:20.76]Maybe later tonight we could pick out a tree to hang it on. 也許等下晚點 我們可以找棵樹掛上去… [38:29.54]Would that be OK? 如果可以的話 [38:50.76]We're gonna need the replacement card today. 我們今天就要張?zhí)鎿Q的新卡 [38:53.13]Put on your supervisor. 我要跟你上司說 [38:55.29]Wilhelmina Slater's office. Wilhelmina Slater辦公室 [38:57.80]Whose idea was it to move a celebrity shoot to Queens? 是誰的主意 把一對名人夫婦 帶去Queens區(qū)拍照?! [39:00.93]Do l still have a job? l hear screaming. 我沒被炒吧? [39:03.27]You're off the hook. But it's gonna cost you a lot... 我聽到尖叫聲了 [39:03.22]你沒問題了 但你仍舊得在Barney(店名)花點錢 [39:06.57]...at Barney's. [39:08.67](Betty) Amanda! Not the roof! Amanda 不要吃房頂 [39:11.68]Are you sure you don't want me to stay and help finish cleaning up? 好吧 你確定不需要 我留下來幫忙清潔? [39:15.01]No, Justin won't let you near anything Chloe touched anyway. 不用了 [39:15.36]Justin不會讓你接近 任何Chloe碰過的東西 [39:18.95]Well, thanks for everything you did today. 謝謝你今天所做的一切 [39:22.52]You're the one who saved the day. 你是今天的救星 [39:24.29]Yeah, but you're the one who brought Sofia here. 嗯 但Sofia是你帶來的 [39:27.59]Well, yes, l just thought she needed to see you in a different part of town. 嗯 對 [39:29.04]我以為她想在城里別的地方看到你 [39:32.13]- Did she catch her plane? - She decided to postpone her trip. 她趕上飛機了嗎? [39:33.39]她決定推遲她的行程 [39:36.90]- Oh, congratulations. - Same to you. 哦 恭喜 [39:40.41]She told me about the job offer she made to you. 你也一樣 [39:40.45]她告訴我關(guān)于她給你的工作了 [39:42.91]Oh, no, Daniel, l... lt came out of nowhere. 哦 不 Daniel [39:46.08]l didn't take her seriously. l would never... l mean... 哦 這消息是空穴來風 [39:46.25]我根本沒當她認真的 [39:47.37]我決不… 我意思是… 我永遠不會… [39:48.98]- l could never leave you. - lt's a fantastic opportunity. 離開你 [39:50.84]這是個很棒的機會 [39:52.95]l'm happy... - 我很開心 - Betty 你不是為了當我助手而成長的 [39:54.25]Betty, you didn't grow up wanting to be my assistant. [39:58.72]You have your own dreams. 你有自己的夢想 [40:01.66]l would never stand in your way. 我絕對不會阻礙你的 [40:12.37](phone ringing) [40:14.21]- Wilhelmina Slater's office. - ls she there? Wilhelmina Slater辦公室 [40:15.83]她在嗎? [40:18.28]- Who may l say is calling? - An old friend from college. 請問是誰? [40:19.87]大學的老朋友 [40:28.45]Line two. An old friend from college. 第二線 大學的老朋友… [40:31.96]Which you never went to. 你從沒上過的大學 [40:36.36]lt's Wilhelmina. 我是wilhelmina [40:37.63]Why is someone named Pradip answering your cell phone? 為什么會有個叫Pradip的人 接你的手機? [40:43.37]Marc, can l have some privacy, please? Marc 我可以有點隱私嗎? [40:45.67]Come on, Willie. 別這樣 Willie [40:47.34]We don't have any secrets. Not anymore. 我們之間沒有秘密 再也沒有了 [40:50.01]We're in this together, right? 我們是同一陣營的 對嗎? [40:52.31]l'll call you right back. 我會再打給你 [40:58.08]What do you want, Marc? 你想要什么 Marc? [41:01.05]Job security. A title. 有保障的工作 一個頭銜… [41:04.62]And my own company credit card would be nice. 有張我自己的公司信用卡會更好 [41:07.49](Hilda) Wow, he was such a nice guy. Not at all what l expected. 喔 他真是不錯 [41:11.70]- Well, he was a little hung over. - Mija, l'm not talking about Daniel! 他完全不是我想象的那樣 [41:11.78]嗯 他酒還沒醒呢 [41:13.65]得了 我不是說Daniel [41:16.14]l'm talking about Tim! There was a movie star in my house today! 我是說Tim [41:17.80]今天有個電影明星在我們家里 [41:19.31](Justin) There was two! 有兩個! [41:20.74]- So when do we see the pictures? - l guess when they hit the newsstands. 我們什么時候可以看到照片? [41:22.18]我想等他們上了雜志先 [41:25.34]l might be able to sneak home a copy, if l'm still working there. 我應該可以偷一本出來 如果我還在那里工作的話 [41:28.68]Wait, what do you mean ''if''? 等一下… 什么意思 “如果”? [41:30.35]Well, l could be working at Mode or l could be working at another magazine. 我可能還會在“時尚”工作 或者會在另外一家雜志工作 [41:34.89]Another magazine? You mean there's two magazines that want you? 另外一家雜志? [41:36.30]你說有兩家雜志想要你? [41:38.52]Yeah! Can you believe that? 對 [41:40.06]- Betty, who? - When did this happen? 你能相信嗎? [41:39.95]什么時候的事? [41:42.03]- (doorbell rings) - l'll get it. 我去開門 [41:44.03]But, Betty, no news till l get back. 但是 Betty… [41:45.13]我回來之前什么都別說 [41:47.40]- (Hilda) Dad, just... - (Justin) Just tell us. - 爸爸 - Betty 告訴我們嘛 [41:49.80]- (Hilda) He's gonna be back... - Wait. 告訴我們! [41:51.84](Betty) Stop! l'm not gonna! 等一下 [41:53.37](Justin) God, you're so... [42:02.15]- Can l help you? - lgnacio Suarez? 有什么可以幫忙的嗎? [42:04.42]That's me. Ignacio suarez? [42:05.89]We're lmmigration and Customs Enforcement. 是我 [42:05.73]我們是移民海關(guān)強制處的 [42:08.29]- What can l do for you? - You have to come with us, sir. 什么可以幫忙的嗎? [42:09.78]你得跟我們走 先生 [42:11.29]- Why? - Mr. Suarez, you're under arrest. 為什么? [42:12.72]Suarez先生 你被捕了

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